Saikano: Bombs fall, everybody dies.

Naruto: skip it your not missing much

That's like every other animu ever.

Shugo Chara: COOL AND SPICY

Monster: Lost in transition.

Kaiji: Slave beats emperor.

Elfen Lied: Latin bloody incest killing.

Gayseball: Healthy female coach likes baseball and gay boys.

Akagi : Head Bump

Neon Genesis: I didn't understand a word

Full Metal Alchemist: It's raining and Ed cannot bring his mom back to life.

Hellsing: Christians use vampires.

Fist of the North Star: You are already dead.

School Days: Wtf is bul-HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK

Clannad: Delinquent has sex with retards

Gurren Lagann: Just who do think i am?!

Code Geass: Orange and Pizza on a Table

ichigo mashimaro: pedo

DBZ: Yeah, I'm sayin' it... IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REC: Tsundere seiyuu falls in love.

Darker Than Black: Pizza Hut

Kanon: Young man with alzheimer's has sex with retards

Aria: nobody has sex slowly and pleasantly.

The Law of Ueki: Gigantic moralfag beats Anon.

AIR: Young idiot has sex with retards.

Tales of Symphonia: Kratos.

Noein: Life's gonna suck when you grow up.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Epic.

YKK: Dying out slowly is preferred.

Trigun: Ask questions BEFORE shooting.

Ginga Legend Gin: Dogs kill bears.

One Piece: Manly world filled with manly characters.

This is what Oda himself said.

ONE: Disappearing young man has sex with retards

Higurashi: Everybody dies multiple times

Welcome To The NHK: Life sucks get used to it.

Angel Cop-Lousiest cops + psychics + cyborg + power armor + motor cycles + evil jews = WHAAAAAAA?

Series Experiments Lain: Anonymous will save the world.

Yatterman: Nostalgia.

Inuyasha: Where the fuck has Naraku been hiding for 10 fucking years?

Gankutsuou: The best adaptation of the novel yet.

One Piece: Kid eats a fruit that doesn't belong to him.

Lucky star: Timoteeei!

Genocyber: RIP AND TEAR.

The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi: Whatever you do, don't bore God.

Deathnote: Karma's a bitch.

School Days: Being an asshole leads to nice boats.

GARLADE.

School Rumble: Wait, this is all a misunderstanding.

Mushishi: Walking around the woods is GAR.

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Minami-ke: The daily lives of a healthy girl, a lively girl, a Rei clone, a MAN, two traps and several other assorted archetypes.

Battle Royale: It's like the real-world + survivor + a far less shittier version of Condemned

Air: Young hobo has sex with retards.

Elfen Lied: Gore and Tits

gundam seed: The nazis had the right idea.

FLCL: WTF I DUNNO

Monster: Should have saved the mayor instead.

Eureka seveN: Air-surfing robot piloted by a whiny brat and a girl with butterfly wings save the world.

Every Gundam Series: It's pretty much pre-teens flying robots.

Gundam Seed: It's a soap opera with giant robots

Gurren Lagann: LOL GAINAX

>>9893398
>Every Mecha Series: It's pretty much pre-teens piloting giant robots.
Fixed.

Black Lagoon: John Woo was here.

Cat Soup: /b/ The Motion Picture

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Beck: It's like MTV, but better

>>9893446
worksafe because she's not human.

Gurren Lagann - Do the impossible

Pokemon: Gary was here! Ash is a loser!!

Mai Otome: Girls are forced to be lesbians

excel saga: how to conquer the world with lulz

Gurren Lagann - Raw raw fight da powa!!

I don't watch it just because of mako chan ....

Dragon Half;
I'm funny as shit but Japan didn't want more

Ryofuko-chan;
It's not loli, it's ancient warriors in little girl bodies.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - Suicidal teacher has a harem of mostly sexy and insane school girls.

>>9893520
HOLY SHIT DRAGON HALF
Never seen it mentionned on /a/.

>>9893550
Lurk more damnit. It was mentioned yesterday.

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lol KEY

>>9893520
Cocaine.

Renkin Sankyuu Magical Pokaan - So four magic lolis walk into a bar...

I don't think I could pick one.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: This plot makes complete senOHMAIGOD WHATTHEFUCK?!

Neon Genesis Evangelion: With characters so emo, you'll want to cut yourself.

death note: i can kill anyone i want but that's not so easy

Naruto - sasuke pwns naruto is a noob and 632384614512934713 porns of hinata.

Enzai: Ass rape.

Neuro: [NEURO beats YAKO and it is funny.]

Code Geass: Death Note with mechas
Ping Pong Club: /b/ the animation

One piece: guy with rubber body wants to get a piece for himself.

Tsukihime: Headaches, lines and ninja nun.

>>9893617
>Tsukihime: Would be a badass anime if it existed.

Fixed.

Aria: How to sell slow anime? Add lesbians.

Kannazuki no Miko: I yurirape because I care.

>>9893623
IT JUST NEVER GETS OLD HURRR

Gurren Lagann: Faggots with drills, saving the world

Lucky Star: Shitty characters discovering which is the head.

Berserk: Rape

>>9893633
I has an anime.

Bleach: retards + swords + titz + ban kai

Sousei no Aquarion: Mecha Pilots have mental sex while listening to Yoko Kanno.

Pani Poni Dash: Excel Saga, the shitty pedo version.

Demonbane - GAR-guy fucks loli-book

Gantz: Holy shit I wish Japanese chicks really were this hot, especially when being chopped into pieces.

End of Evangelion: Come, Sweet Death.

Dennou Coil - Matrix for preschoolers.

Kaibutsu Oujo: 10%, vampires, Hime, and chainsaws — where did this go wrong?

Boku no Pico: Man has fun with boy

Pico to Chico: Boy have fun with each other while big sister is watching

Paprika: surprise parade

Higurashi no naku koro ni - Oh lame, just another harem ani...WHATTHEFUCK???!?!?!?!

SE Lain - WTF?? ahh well ill just fap at lain is bear suit

Higurashi: I want a Rika of my very own =D

Elfen Lied: headroll

SZS - Cool, witty, and genuinely fresh reference anime with unique characters producing the most entertaining comedy combined with cool textures & fantastic animation techniques.

>>9893776
HA HA HA OH WOW.

True Tears: /a/ in flames.

>>9893776
Oh wow.

>>9893776

you speak truth, dear sir

>>9893776
Forgot to mention, the most intellectual anime since evangelion.

>>9893776
Kill yourself

Spice and Wolf: Economics and 10%

Naruto - AIDS!!!!!

SZS - Lame retread anime.

School Days - for fuck's sake, use a condom.

Kitaro - LOL WUT

Spice and Wolf - I don't understand a word, why doesn't he just fuck the wolf?

Saikano: War sucks and then EVERYONE DIES

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lol win.

fate stay/night: Archer is seriously GAR.

Macross Frontier: Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, ni hao nyan! Gorgeous, delicious, deculture!

Deadman Wonderland: Boy who shoots blood missiles from his hand waits for the girl he had a crush on in middle school's head to make a comeback.

Akagi: I have no idea what's going on anymore.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan:
kawaii-BAMM-splatter-pipiru-blabla-pantyshot-BAMM-splatter-pipiru-misunderstanding-BAMM-splatter-pip
iru-action-explosive diarrhea-BAMM-splatter-pipiru-an eight year old "girl" with double g wtf-blabla-BAMM-splatter-pipiru-etc

KnJ: Pedo not cute.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: FABULOUSLY fantastic

Rozen Maiden: DESU

Tsukihime - Tutorial of how to get any old crappy plot to be accessory to porn.

Shigurui: I must learn this ultimate technique.

Cowboy Bebop: Spike dies.

Marimite: Lesbians who call each other sisters and worship Jesus.

Higurashi: well this sucks, just another crappy harem ani--M-M-M-MINDFUCK

DragonBall Z- 14 episodes of talking, 15 minutes of fighting.

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Cromartie High School- Mechazaka is fuck win.

Lovely Complex: Size matters... not.

>>9893941
>Akagi: RON! RIICHI! RONRONRONRONRONRON PON KUSOOOOOO

fix'd

Bobobobo: nose hairs pawn all

Full Metal Alchemist: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

moyashimon: microbes are hilarious and awesome, plus theres some accidental lesbos and a trap.

Higurashi: REPEAT AGAIN.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Death Note: Attack of the nameless orphans.

Gundam Turn A : Robots and a fag.
Gundam Seed : Robots and fags.
Gundam 00 : Robots and fags.

Am I doin it rite ?