I kill my loved ones.

If you're a paladin, you just fell, lollololololdickdms

i press all the buttons in the hope he didn't bring enough gas..and it all spread out like that just gives everyone a really bad cough

>>1931744

>Failure to make a decision within the 5 minutes this test is alloted will result in both chambers being gassed.

>>1931703
I'll go along with this on the sole condition that I get to keep a clone of one your daughter's after this.

>>1931703
The monkey sphere makes this an easy decision. Anyone outside your sphere might as well be a cardboard cutout. You can't imagine who they are or what they are like.

KILL RANDOM UNKNOWN INDIVIDUALS.

Save family.

You know, all of these threads today have driven me to a decision: If I ever, EVER am playing a campaign where I have a family to worry about, I'm making sure the fuckers are armed to the teeth and know how to use it.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Or I just murder the guy and have a heroic angst moment when the automated gas kills both groups.

I smash you!

I gas the 50 people.

I may not be able to live with myself, but at least the woman I love is still alive.

>>1931763
Congrats. You just killed 50 pregnant mothers and children to save one person.

I USE MY DRILL TO SAVE THEM ALL!

>>1931703
Who the fuck are these people you call my family? I don't have any family.

i gas both. she was starting to be a ball and chain anyway.

>>1931703
Kill the guy. Smash the glass. Get everyone out of the building. All inside of 4.5 minutes.

>>1931795

Together, our burning blood will cut through fate!

SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

Not immediately dying isn't good enough. There would also have to be reliable assurance that not dying would result in freedom. Otherwise the logical course of action is to ignore the experiment except insofar as it can be disrupted.

>>1931790
Pregnant? It isn't living until it has had a chance to touch the outside world and grow as an individual. So that would only be women. Pregnant is immaterial.

Children? They had good lives.

Also, I kill you. With mind bullets.

>>1931790
And?

>>1931790
>pregnant children
I am intrigued. Continue.

Can we skip ahead to the part where I become the avatar of a dead god instead?

>>1931810
>It isn't living until it has had a chance to touch the outside world and grow as an individual.

I'm pretty sure things are living as soon as they're alive.

>>1931833
BLANK SLATE IS BLANK. No souls. Not living. Merely a collection of organic tissue.

>>1931833
>I'm pretty sure things are living as soon as they're alive.
Quote of the night. This is why I love /tg/

>>1931833
when things live they are alive.

>>1931844
>No souls.

Sounds like we've entered unsupportable territory.

>>1931857

People die when they are killed.

>>1931844
Blank slate? Oh really, Mr. Locke?

>>1931859
Shhh!

I'm just trying to give the OP a hard time.

Can they see me?

If they can see me, I'd probably end up gassing the 50 because I don't think I could condemn 50 to death while they're pleading with me.

If they can't see, I'd gas the single person.

>>1931861
I'LL KILL YOU.

I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH!

>>1931790
>50 random people

>>1931870
I'd gas the 50 people because I couldn't stand to kill the person I love the most.

>>1931870

Oh yeah. They can see you. They are trembling with fear and begging for their various gods to save them. When they see you move your finger over their kill-switch, they panic and bang on the millitary-grade bullet-proof glass so hard their knuckles disjoint.

Neither button. I press neither button. No blood on my hands.

I bribe the scientist with flan.

>>1931898
Except all the blood is on your hands. Your choice was who to save. You chose to save nobody. Enjoy your sleepless nights.

>>1931886
edward is a monster. a real man would gas both at the same time. and then go to a bar and do a wench.

>>1931899
BUY FLANTASY FLAN.. BUY FLANTASY FLAN.. BUY FLANTASY FLAN.. BUY FLANTASY FLAN...

>>1931898

By NOT choosing, you have the blood of 51 people on your hands. They might have killed them, but you chose not to save even one. I hope you aren't a paladin.

But if i gas them all i got 50 dead people to rape

>>1931902
Hey, I didn't choose it, he did.

>>1931925
Inaction is the evilest of actions.

>>1931703
Ah yes, I fully expected this to come about. You might find that strange, but with the work I do I always expected some demented scientific genius would inevitably seek to match wits with me. I see how much you've planned this out to almost the finest detail... but you seem to have missed something.

Those readings you're getting off of me? It's not due to stress.

It's excitement.

You see, you might have those people in your little tubes there, and you might have my loved one right where you want them to be... but did you honestly think I would come here alone? That I would not fully absorb your attentions whilst my comrades snuck in right under your nose and carefully disabled your defences and traps?

You're reaching to turn on the gas now aren't you? Well I wouldn't have told you what we were doing if it wasn't for the fact we'd already rerouted the gas to flow through all the vents in the facility. The safest place to be right now is inside those sealed tubes.

I'm sure you're prepared for the gas leak and will shut it down so both of us survive this, no doubt. I'm not so sure you're prepared for me chasing you down and killing you like the sick dog you are, however.

Be a chum and start running.

>>1931977

Just as planned.

>>1931995
>>1931977

This thread just had a spark of win.

>>1931977
You Xanatos motherfucker...

>>1931870

>>1931977
You... DO realize I'm nowhere near you in this facility, and my own children and IDS soldiers are swarming the grounds? Even assuming that you ARE more clever, you think I wouldn't have technicians checking my equipment before I used them? Fascinating response though. Bravado, guile, and bluffing. I may have to discount this result from my experiment... you seem too far outside the norm...

spoilers:

THE BUTTON YOU PRESS SETS OFF ALTERNATE GAS CHAMBER

>>1932128
Mr. Caulder, I must say I am impressed... This... this facility is a work of art. Truly, impeccably maintained... spotless... um... hold that thought... just... a little smudge... right there... oh... and. uh... where was I?

I flip a coin.

So... what do I win? Otherwise I'm leaving.

>>1932194
What my associate is trying to say is that your gas chambers are going to work, perfectly. The thing is, we've been monitoring your organization for quite some time, and working with Mr. Kira over here, have already contaminated your entire supply of nerve gas with... oh, I dunno... some kind of science stuff that neutralizes it. Those buttons won't kill anyone, today, bub.

>>1932209
that is win

>>1932212
>>1932194
...Who let you in here?

I sunder the doors.

This thread has taken a decidedly awesome turn...

>>1932290
So uh, Mr. Caulder? Are you hiring?
Because I'd like to work under a man as great as you.

And do you use extra copies of your daughter's as "special payment?" Because that would surely up your worker's morale by a lot! And then they'd work harder!

I end myself, thwarting the purpose of the experiment to spite the hateful bastard.

>>1932317
>thwarting the purpose of the experiment to spite the hateful bastard.

Hmm, since he's looking to gauge stress and the reactions created by it, I'd say you gave him just what he was looking for.

Just as planned.

>>1932310
Say it like a man. Let me show you.
SIR CAULDER! I WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS!

lover/family member/child

No lover or child. Only living family is my brother, and I hate his guts, so this is one hell of an easy dissision.

Caulder was a fuckwin villain.
I should make a BBEG based off him.

>>1932334
No, no, no.

"I wanna slip my tube-steak into your daughters. What'll you take in trade?"

>>1931899
DELICIOUS FLAN! IT POWERS MY BRAIN CHIP!

>>1932346
STAT HIM.

here's another caulder pic for your folder op if you didn't have it. Then you wouldn't have had to reuse the same one

>>1932461

I was looking for that one pic for about an hour before I even started the thread. +1 internet to you, good sir.

bump for fuckwin

>>193212
I look at the DM funny and punch him in the face for being a faggot.

"GeNtlemen. May I begin by ssstating that this IS...most unproductive banter. BetWEEN you and me, I would be more conCERned with the...overall delicate obJectivesss at hand."

>>1932504
You left off a number.

>>1932194
>>1932212
>>1931977
Gentllleeeman III am afraid I caaannot let you all ssssuccccceed or live. I have plansss for thisss man and needlessss to ssaaay. You arrre alllreaaddy dead...

>>1932290

I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son af a bitch Caulder's ass so hard!

>>1932547

"I wouldn't be so sure of that."

>>1932625
OH SNAP!

SHIT HAS GOTTEN REAL!

>>1932625
Muf muff mu muff muff muff!

>>1932625
There are five fully upgraded sentries behind you, I have also disabled your invisibility and disguise.

>>19332541
I was saving it for you.

I Move and Shoot.

Consider yourselves defeated.

"Um? If I might, I'd like to point out that bringing all of these "reality-altering" objects such as the Death Note and the Portal technology together, is REALLY playing havok with the subspace fields in this region - REALLY destabilizing them good. As a matter of fact, me even showing up here was probably a bad idea. So...just throwing that out there.

Oh, right. They also have $5 footlongs at Subway."

>>1932684

"A footlong for just $5?! GREAT SCOTT!"

I spend 4 minutes, 55 seconds doing all I can to smash my way to liberate the prisoners/disrupt the gas flow.

If I fail, I gas the strangers.

Me.... I'm just here for the footlongs.

>>1931703
I rape him.

>>1932677
You know, Mister... uh... Gman is it? My wife has been wanting me to get one of those sentries for a while. The neighbor's dog keeps digging under the fence and messing up her garden, you see... all the time. She makes the BEST salads and I personally just hate to see her tomatoes go to waste. We're good neighbors though, so we really don't want to... you know... be confrontational about it. My wife just wants a way to discourage that dog.

Anyway... where was I?... Oh yes... these sentry guns. They're... they operate on colors, right? Red team sentries attack blue team members, and vice versa. Well that sounds really neat. Just being able to do that. I think I'll need to look into those...

Oh... and one more thing... you realize that... spy gentleman... he's wearing blue... and so are you. Isn't that a little... odd?

Suddenly.....

*wheeeeeeewwwww.....*

*WHABOOOOOOOOOOM!*


Everyone dies. No moral dilemma ensues.

>>1932758
Actually they don't operate on color. And the spy and I both go to the same place for suits.

>>1932787
Then explain why a red sentry will only attack blus when the only way to tell the difference is color.

>>1932758
I submit to you this.

That "blu" spy...

IS A RED SPY IN DISGUISE WOAH SHIT MIND BLOWN

>>1932775

SORRY, GENTLEMEN. THAT WAS ME. I'VE SET UP SO MANY BOMBS NOW THAT IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL.

>>1932758
FUCKWIN

What if the sentries are programmed to just not attack a certain color instead of attacking a certain color.

I remember back in the day you had the blue team, the red team and then the green team. Where the fuck is the third side?

>>1932824
Green was overpowered, so it was removed from the second edition.

Sorry.