BEHOLD

Don't we already have this?

SOME

STUFF

Yes yes, we get it. You're angry. Most impressive

WELCOME TO SORTOF ORIGINAL CONTENT

HQ

Honor Guard

Elites

Troops

Fast Attack

Heavy Support

More Heavy Support

Transports

I forgot what this is

Temperus Maximus

Commissar Dan
(not a lot of choices for special characters)

Uhhh...we know. We made it.

Oops, this was page one.

>>2448523
Look harder.

>>2448523
Never mind, I'll just say it.
NEW CODEX GUISE.

Make a pdf and put it on /rs/

Did we really need this?

I mean, the old one was pretty good,
Now....now its just being whored out,

FUCK YEAH
DOZER BLADE DROP PODS
someone draw that, please!

You forgot Fucklaw!

>>2448545
The last one was bad and you should feel bad.
This one is fair, fuller, and sleek.

What do I have to pay to be included in this? Seriously, name your price.

>>2448450
Thats fucking awesome. Angry Marines need new, better codex , to counter the faggotry of newest Codex Bluemarines!

>>2448582
All I want is for someone to look at this and go
"Hey! Someone put a lot of effort into this, working only with MSWord and Paint!"
And then he pats me on the back.
And then we go out for icecream

I'm too angry for icecream.
But you can have a pat on the back.

>>2448597
You got it. With a waffle cone and everything.

>>2448607
>>2448608
Worth it.

>>2448522
Why did you include that attentionwhore furfag?

>>2448631
Deviance: Suffers double wounds from template weapons.
(covered)
I really wish there were more special characters to amke, bu i am neither a writefag or drawfag.

If I knew the OP I would buy him candy or try to find a fatgirl for him to fuck. His choice.

It's nice, but it's not as good as, say, the Lazy Marines codex.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=iea1txun

>>2448656
um, Halp. How to make pdf without registering?

They are MAJORLY overpowered, even by /tg/ standards

>>2448688
Whaaaat
They're expensive as balls!
And the Heavy's explode randomly!

Be honest, do I have the required amount of badass?

And to convert to pdf you use the print tool in file.

Ugh, Commissar Dan, really shouldn't be in there. Personally even Gimpy would be a better choice.

>>2448702
Oh come one, re-rolls everywhere?
Combat shields on everyone?
Power wrenches that give +2 str?

I dare you to find the idort who would play against this kind of army.

>>2448675
Get PDF Creator. Its free, and it works as printer. Compile the pages in Word or something like that, and "print" it to pdf. Yay!

You can get it here:
http://dobreprogramy.pl/index.php?dz=2&id=569&PDFCreator+0.9.5
Sorry for polishfagottry, but i have no time to look for it around interwebs. Just click on "pobierz program" , besides, icon is pretty clear, and it downloads.

Great job with the layout of new codex. Now we need a proper hobby section, with painting guide and photos. Also, we need a fluff section.

>>2448727
It needs some serious price increase, and all would be fucking well.

>>2448727
Hey! Combat shields on Honor Guardsmen!
+30pts twohander Thunder Wrench!

I laughed my ass off at the "Pants on your head retarded" comment.

Also, screw commisar dan, and replace him with comisar Fucklaw!

If you really think they are that overpowered you could have a special rule that allows the army they are fighting against to have ___ extra points to even out the odds a bit.

I second replacing Dan with Fucklaw

>>2448718

Quite, Dan just inserted his ass into it with that one retarded picture.

>>2448775
Uh uhn, honey, I'm putting this shit out here on purpose!
This is the beta!
I'm waiting for REAL suggestions!

And librarian! Angry marines need a fucking librarian! TO PROPERLY FUCKING REPRESENT ANGRY MARINE LIBRARIAN, USE A FUCKING ORK WEIRDBOY !

>>2448792
BOOKS ARE FOR FAGS.
But I like squig'n gits....
Also!
I had no idea Commisar Dan was so unpopular!
But I can't draw Commisar Fucklaw so I guess I'll just... replace his name?

>>2448522
METAL BOXES!

>>2448786
MY SUGGESTIONS ARE SERIOUS:
>>2448774
>>2448745
>>2448754
>>2448792

Anyway, you are doing a good job. But most of units are too cheap right now, they need price increase.

>>2448806

Ask around for the drawfag who created Fucklaw. Dollars to doughnuts he's still around and could do it for you.

>>2448811
Which ones. Or should it be the equipment options?

>>2448806
Yes.

Dan is not an hero of /tg/.

Commissar Fuklaw KNOWS heresy.

special rule: if a friendly unit blocks his LOS or loses unit cohersion, or even fails to wound even one enemy in their shoot/assault turn: BLAM BLAM BLAM

>>2448806
Thats why i said you should use ork weirdboy powers. With randomly exploding heads, and random furious powers, he fits flawlessly into ranks of Angry Marines.

We need to get /tg/ brainstorming some moar angry marine hero units. And we need to make a solid decision whether or not to tone the marines down or increase their unit prices.

COMMISAR FUCKLAW, FUCK YEAH!

>>2448849
Ill try to dig up my ork codex and post the weirdboy summary here.

IT'S NOT FUCK LAW OR FUCKLAW IT'S FUKLAW

>>2448862

WHOOPS.

MY BAD.

>>2448859
Angry Techmarine. He uses his servo arm to choke enemies so he can punch them in the face and balls at the same time.

>>2448847

Fucklaw should be ridiculously overpowered with that exact stipulation. If a unit in his squad fails to wound on a hit, they have to roll to see if he blams them.

>>2448859
I'd say - increase the prices. Toning them down would make them too similar to other chapters.

>>2448871

POWER SERVO ARMS. Because techmarines like to rip and tear shit too.

Have one of his special abilities/drawbacks be that occasionally he pisses off a machine spirit and a vehicle goes berserk.

>>2448865

Sorry. Fuklaw it is.


>>2448876

I agree. Price increase over toning down.

>>2448876
Global price increase on wargear complete.
Terminators a bit more pricey

Angry marine captain BURNHERETIC!!!1

Became known during the cleansing of Skub Prime where he single handedly torched down half of Skub City

His name comes from the fact that ''Burn'' and ''Heretic'' are the only sensible words that can be understood from his constant litany of RAGE

Wields 2 twin-linked flamers, gets hot. Must attack a unit each turn, if no enemy unit is in range he attempts to move to the nearest. May not retreat, be pinned down or any other stuff that would hinder him from getting to the fight.
May not use transports.
May not exchange his weapons.

There.

>>2448896
Price of Angrinator Increased SEVERELY
Now restricted to one Predator

>>2448909
Pair Of... now only re-rolls two failed rolls

Angry marine terminator That Fagit.

An angry marine who has had the privilege of being welded into his Tac-dread armour shut. Making him live like a Dreadnought, only still being constantly able to feel his body, but not being able to move it inside the armour.

No one knows what he did to be punished in such a harsh way. Some say he once pissed on The Angriest while being drunk and looking for a suitable place to dispense his holy urine of anger.

To compensate for his lack of mobility inside he always wants to be the first to fuck the heretic's shit up. He can only wield 2 close combat weapons (no shields).

[add more stuff here]

>>2448975
Oh yeah, also, roll a d6 each turn he is not able to reach an enemy
on a roll of 1-2 he attacks the nearest unit.
on a roll of 3-4 he lets out a terrifying howl, all units x'' away from him need to pass a leadership test then, if they fail, they fail HARD (and gtfo away from him)
on a roll of 5-6 he attempts to break free from his armour (in game terms - just stands there)

Good work fa/tg/uys. Keep it up

>>2449005
Get me Kharn's old special rules

>>2449028
It's just me making shit up...and I want to go eat something soon.

Ok one more hero before I go digest some biomass:

Speedfucker - Angrymarine biker

A marine obsessed with getting everywhere first.
Uses a modified bike with dual-hypersonic-cuntwiping-rocketboosters, effectively doubling the distance he can move in a turn.

Wields a power wrench.

Bike has some kind of auto-machine bolters that have a ludicrous ROF

Also Iron cigar, terminator honours and FUCKYOU seals (like purity seals only with a badly written insult on them)

Angry Marine librarian powers:

Angry Weirdo has stats of chaplain, is equipped with quipped Force Weapon and psychic hood. He can take 75 points of equipment from Angry Marine Armory.

Angry Weirdo has a chart of 6 psychic powers. At the beginning of each turn you roll a d6 to see which power he MUST use that turn.

For 30pts, he may be upgraded to Angry Freak , who can re-roll for psychic powers. The powers are as follows:

1. Headblow: as Explosive Rage below, but place the template over the Weirdo. Angry marine weirdo cant contain his and his comrade's anger, and it explodes violently in storm of psychic discharge inside his skull (with quite violent consequences to him and everybody around him)

2. Explosive Rage!: shooting attack that auto-hits with Range=24" S=6 AP=3, assault 1 blast and pinning. -- Angry Weirdo lets the psychic wave of his anger explode in midst of enemy ranks, boiling their minds inside their skulls!

3. Bolt of fury!: shooting attack that auto-hits with Range=36" S=10 AP=2, assault 1 and counts as a melta weapon. -- Angry Weirdo's anger is so fucking great, that he can litteraly melt armour plates and burn his enemies with his gaze!

4. Kick their fucking asses!: the Angry Weirdo and any unit he is with gain +1 attack for that turn. -- Fraction of Weirdo's anger is transferred to his comrades, increasing their own Anger.


5. Get Those Fuckers, now!: the weirdo and any unit he is with are removed from the table and automatically come in via the Deepstriking rules. They may assault, of course. -- Weirdo's desire to get the enemy is so great, that the warp disturbance causes him to teleport staright to fight.

6. Haul your fucking ass!: the weirdo and any unit he is with get a free fleet move. In addition, they can fire their weapons BEFORE or AFTER the fleet move.

Right. In regards to this being overpowered, really...I don't see much that is.

I'd drop the 4" coherancy thing. That's the only dodgy bit I see.

But beyond that, raise the cost of a basic Angry Marine to 20 points rather than 15.

That means that compared to your regular pussy Space Marines, they get Counter-Attack, Move Through Cover, and No Matter The Odds for five points more, which seems pretty balenced.

Also, I think you're missing the rules for Choppas.

>>2449060
I used ork weirdboy table, if anybody want to ask about that.

>>2449065
+1 strength, already fixed it.

I ANNOUNCE Techmarine Octofistus
Modified his servo harness to have four servo arms and no guns! Also has a pair of power fists and an Iron Cigar!
Fuck Yeah!

>>2449065
forgot to factor for universal special rules, silly me

Does anyone actually field these guys?

>>2449065
Mob Rule reduced to 3"
No, I will not remove it. (hole in page)

>>2449060
Angry Librarians are "Grudgebearers"
They are hated by the rest of the chapter because their anger is 100% internal, as they must stay rational and track each and every slight against the company.
They release their anger on the battlefield a la the Wierdboy table.

>>2449111
Good idea for the fluff. Combinit with >>2449060 rules, and we have awesome Angry Librarian!

Goood. Gooooood.

>>2449107
we're still making up the rules & units

great stuff.
does anyone still have the drunk marine codex or know where I can get it?

2 large glazed doughnuts and 2 cans of red bull.
Ah...the good life!

Anyway:

Master librarian Rageholder

Tome of infinite rage, storm hammer, artificier armour, FUCKYOU seals (?)

Has mastered the infinite rage contained in the book he holds after a divine miracle for the Emperor himself (in laymans terms, he got hit over the head with it in a drunken brawl and suddenly learned to control the yiff contained within)

His face is always tensely formed into that of a >:( scowl, NOT a standart >:C angrymarine face.
This is considered a great achievement, for he no longer screams incoherent insults and litanies but has learned to harness his rage.

He should have some special psy powers.

I always loved the psionic storm power of Protoss templars.

A rage storm would be cool.

/tg/ - Shi/TG/etsDone

What about an angry marine assault squad sergeant that tries to deep strike on TOP of the enemy, injuring them both? Or a dred that suffers from fire frenzy like in the old Chaos codex?

>>2449232
Yes. Fielding this army should be like gambling.

>>2449193
>What about an angry marine assault squad sergeant that tries to deep strike on TOP of the enemy, injuring them both?
Yeah, that should be included, Haidued.

>Or a dred that suffers from fire frenzy like in the old Chaos codex?
Belligerent engine plasma fire frenzy? He'd get blown up, but yeah sure.


Seems the ANGRYMARINES >:C are a force of expensive, heavily armoured, close-combat oriented muhreens which is prone to horrific explosions and catastrophes.

>>2449246
We need more EPIC WIN and EPIC TREMENDOUS EXPLOSION rules

>>2449248
Heresy?: Every player assault phase that Commissar Fuklaw does not charge an enemy unit, take a Leadership test. If failed, roll a d6. On a 6+he charges a friendly unit on suspicions of heresy and will not stop until they are all dead. Otherwise, he slaughters his own scouts for a turn, also on suspicions of heresy.

>>2449276
What is fuklaw's LD?

>>2449248
>Seems the ANGRYMARINES >:C are a force of expensive, heavily armoured, close-combat oriented muhreens which is prone to horrific explosions and catastrophes.

As they should be.

anyone got the drunk marine codex?

>>2449328
Nice, nice!

But here's my (horrible) rendition of an ANGREY MUHREEN.

>>2449326
1

Also, due to the fact that I'm left-handed I will probably never draw a decent thing in Photoshop.

Proposed hero of the Angry Marines: High Captain NIGRA CELL

>>2449371
Well this will be fun.

>>2449380
>>2449402
WHYYYYYYYY

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2449410

It's a virus, don't follow those instructions. It posts a copy of itself as a new post with a random image.

>>2449436
Heh, better than anything I could ever draw.

But kind of looks like he's...a rapper.

YO YO DIS GO TO ME HOMIES DOWN AT MOUNT FUCK YOU YO YO FOUR OH SIX YO YO MODDAFOKKA GONNA BUST THIS HERETIC YO YO OOOOOH OOOOOH MODDAFOKKA GONNA CHOKE A HO YO YO

>>2449453
Well angree mahreens are mindless retards, so yeah, they probably like rap.

>>2449453
Those verses should go into the tome of infinite rage, along with a black spess mahreen with bling and MEHREN BOY written on his sunglasses

>>2449436

Is that... is that a Chain Middle Finger?

Since I already cranked open photoshop...

ALL THE IMPERIALS IN DA HOUSE SAY YOO-OO-OO

>>2449590
...Yoo-oo-oo...?

>>2449599
FUCK.
RAGE.

Tome of infinite rage, page one:

>>2449599
THIS

and

>>2449453
THIS

needs more angry marine land speeder transport

When the mentor scouts come with their new land speeder transports the marines throw the fagss off along with any equipment that is in the way, pack as many as they can on it and drive FAST AS FUCK toward the enemy!

HEA-HEA, YEAH YEAH ALL THE 'DINGS DEM NIGGAS SAID, IT DOESN' MATTA'
OVA TO MA HOME BOY - MEHRIN BOY! KEEP IT REAL!

YO DISSEN LISSEN UP Y'ALL HERETICS ALL GONNA GO POP, YEAH YEAH
ORBITAL BOMBARDENT GONNA RUIN YO' DAY.
GONNA FUCK YO SHIT UP!
MODDAFOKKA
YEAH YEAH
GONNA BUST YO CAPS
GONNA FUCK YO TO SCARPS
YEAH YEAH
YO' HO IZ MINE GONNA MAKE HER SCREAM

'Aaaah, give it to me Mehrin Boy!'

YEAH YEAH
GONNA MAKE YO MY BITCH GONNA TEACH YO TO RESPECT -
DA IMPERIUM
(da imperium, yeah!)

SO LISSEN UP Y'ALL KHORNE BOYZ, SLAANESHI BOYZ, NURGLE BOYZ AN' DEM TZEENSH' BOYZ COZ YO AIN' GONNA LAS' A MINUTE WID' MA BOLTER IN YO FACE AND DE AWESUM LYRICS I MAKE
YEAH YEAH
GO EMPRA'
YOOOOO!

>>2449648
saved for posterity

>>2449648
FUCK.
JUST.
FUCK.

>>2449648

fucking newfags

>>2449692
not enough ANGRY selections

Power fists are only a DISPLEASED selection.

>>2449700
DISPLEASED MARINES.
SOMETIMES DISPLEASED.
FOR SOME TIME.

>>2449645

I know I shouldn't, but I want to know what it does...

>>2449742
Power feet
Power nailbats
THE ASS TUNER

WHY WASN'T THE ASS TUNER INCLUDED HAIDUED?!

>>2449746

See >>2449698

>>2449746
Huh?

We need stats for Angry marine standard bearer.

Oh yay, the angry marines.
Where are my Chaos Cults?

Just because I can.

Moddafokka.

Where's the PDF guy?

ITT Tourettes Marines and the underageb& who love them.

>>2449839
Yeah, you're right.
'4e lol' threads are TOTALLY better.

/wh40k/ gets shit done, not /rpg/

>>2449775
Plant the Flag: After winning a close combat involving the Angry Marine Standard Bearer, the Angry Marine player may choose to deal an automatic wound to the unit's leader instead of pursuing. All Angry Marines in the squad must consolidate using the Standard Bearer as the forefront of their formation, because everybody wants to watch before they get back to it.

>>2449847
Your post makes absolutely no sense. Butthurt.

>>2449878
ITT: we don't understand the simply implied concept

>>2449882
>I think I'm relevant but I'm actually just butthurt. LOL U MUST BE A DND PLAYER!

maybe they should have a fucked up crazy deployment rule like the chaos daemons do but make it were they cant really gain an advantage just to kinda balance things out

>>2449891
>> I'M SO FUCKING WITTY IT MAKES ME WANT TO LAUGH ALONE AT YOU BEHIND MY MONITOR

>>2449892
All angrier marines spawn 0.5'' from tau firewarriors, but the firewarriors can assault them first.

Works for me.

>>2449901
>He's laughing at me from behind the monitor I just know it, BAWWWWWWWW

INTERNET FIGHT IS GO!

>>2449910
you know, i think thats an awesome idea

>>2449932
just hide the thread if you dislike it, genius

>>2449946
FUCK YOU.

>>2449962
>SamBakZa

Is the next movie already out?

Also, good job. That's how real men browse /tg/ after the ''4e is out'' incident.

This is how I picture the Imperium and the Astartes legions.

psyker power

target a unit within 12" it takes d6 str 4 0 ap shots . it gains 12" charge this turn . and the special character would have a special version of this and he would target all units withing 6" from him .

Bumping for epic win and also for more pages from Haidued

Bumping for .pdf

I like.

>>2450949
http://1d4chan.org/stuff/Codex_-_ANGRY_MARINES.pdf
?

I've always had a soft spot for Angry Marines. Even as they got oversaturated and simplified.

Belligerence engine with two powerfists, underslung heavy bolters and powerfeet y/n?

It could be an elites choice.

Protip: the Angry Marine's angry face insignia came from Newgrounds.

>>2451063
y

>>2451064
And the :awesome: came from SomethingAwful and blah blah blah who gives a fuck it looks good and it's too late to change it now

>>2451063

OR as a special character. Former Chapter Master.

?

Just go for what feels right.

>>2448574
Hey!

I didn't know what I was doing.

Thanks for making it pretty though.

>>2448792
there is one.

Oh, fuck, I didn't realise it was a new one. Someone make a .pdf and I'll replace the old version I have stored on 1d4chan. Or if there's already a pdf and I'm just retarded, point me at it.

>>2449038

Not sure which version of the "old" rules you're talking about but here's the 2002 rules.

Gorechild: chain axe that hits on a 2+ in hth always, ignoring enemies WS. Other than this, Gorechild is treated as a normal power weapon.

Betrayer: When Kharn rolls a 1 in hth, he does not miss. Instead resolve the hit on the closest single friendly unit or IC within 6" of Kharn as if they were hit by the enemy, but using Kharn's weapons and profile.

Needs the Leonidas conversion in there somewhere.

Angry Marine Captain?

Fuck you Commisar Dan! Fuck you and your....pussy whipped friends!

>>2451903

YOU AREN'T ANGRY ENOUGH!

Someone actually made a Commissar Dan entry on 1d4chan. I am thinking it was the furry scribblefag himself who did it.

What the fuck happened to the all the special rules for the Techmarines?

>>2452109
Techmarines dont like to fix things.
Techmarines like to hit stuff.

>>2448450
>a Webcomicjunkie and /tg/ Internet Production
>Webcomicjunkie

Who the fuck is that?

>>2452802
With a Mammoth Wrench

MOAR ANGRY

Countenance of Fury should be a special wargear option.

"commisar dan" is just a result from a draw fag with a insatiable appiteit for attention,

he creates one pictar of this guy and then proccedes to mention him everywhere, he even but his single pictar on 1d4chan.

he has no backstory, no fluff, no epic thread, or even more then one immage, just lots of attention whoring

ninja bump

What is the terror of death?!" Bellowed the mighty Space Marine Chaplain, his voice both terrifying and uplifting in equal measure, his oratory echoing throughout the small chapel aboard the Battle Barge 'His Name is Righteous'.

As one, the Angry Marines yelled back an incomprehensible babble of swear-words and screams of pure rage. Brother Chaplain Crankus was pleased by the response, yet the cries felt oddly empty... someone was missing!

"...WHERE THE FUCK IS BROTHER JERKIN?" the Chaplain roared, the red visors on his death-mask fogging up. As one the Angry Marines assembled cussed the Chaplain out for deviating from the usual mass, but the Terminator armour clad religious zealot was already smashing through bulkhead walls to Jerkins' quarters.

"OH YEAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING IN HERE?!" Crankus roared as he battered through the wall that led to Jerkins' private quarters. The marine sat in front of his personal console, seething with an anger that was normally only seen on the battlefield, and forced Crankus to pause.

"THIS FUCKSHIT CALLED US FAT AND BRITISH!" Jerkins screamed.

"WHAT?! CALL HIM A FAGGOT" the chaplain advised his brother-marine, who promptly mashed his power fist right through keyboard.

Honour was restored to the Chapter.

FUCK YEAH /TG/ IS QUALITY AGAIN WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>2453307

lol

>>2453307
And on that note, I put forwards the suggestion of a special character Chaplain who is clad in Terminator armour, and who has (aside from usual Chaplain rules) an ability related to being able to breach tank and fortfication armour by slamming his full weight against it (how strong an attack that is could be determined for balance), whilst risking taking a wound should he fail to breach the armour and his breach roll be 2 or more below the armour rating he was trying to bust through. This move would not be performable upon walkers as they could stop him from doing it.

I think there's something /tg/ needs to know about the true nature of this faggotry...

(see pic)

>>2453361
They're like a furry Fallen Angels!

>>2453361
>>2453419
Oh my! We've never seen these before! We're clearly undone! I'M MEEEEELTIIIIING MEEEEEEEELTIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>2453361
>>2453419

dont mind me im on my way to page 10!

You forgot the Tourettes squads (like the blood Angel's black company, but swearier)

>>2448669

Sad thing is I would like an actual custom Lazy Marine codex...

>>2453435

You poor fool, let me show you the true face of Chaos.

>>2454142
Ok, furry I can take, but wtf is up with the perspective? That comander must be HUGE. WHICH MEANS HE MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS.

Meh... standard procedure...

>>2454155
FUCKING RAGE

>>2454105
Actually making the effort to create the codex would be against everything the Lazy Marines stand for.

The weak in spirit seek to convert that which is used against them to their own devices, thus rendering impotent its hateful effects.

Furries being the weak beings they are seek to make everything furry as a way of validating their own perverted worldview.

saged

>>2452982

NO ONE ANSWERED

WHO MADE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>>2452982
Dunno, just used the cover of the last one