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141 KB RPG Achievements Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 03/01/09(Sun)02:53 No.3847719  
Achievement Unlocked: Epic Thread
-Post in a thread until it autosages.

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>> Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 03/01/09(Sun)03:09 No.3847874

[Storyteller] Dance Magic Dance:
-Insert Jareth the Goblin King (David Bowie) into your story, without the PCs noticing.

Dark Heresy:
Color by Technicolor:
-While randomly generating appearance, roll Dyed Hair, Dyed Skin, and Eye Lenses for the same character.
-Randomly roll the name "Dakka."

Back to Basics:
-Run a campaign using only core books.
[Paladin] . . . with Style:
-As a featless Fighter, strike the killing blow against the BBEG.

You will never, ever get laid:
-Purchase the FATAL sourcebook.

[PC] Go, my Bullet Bees!
-Base your hunter on The Pain (MGS 3) and play him.

Little Fears:
[GM] Repression:
-Scare a player so bad that they leave the game.

[GM] Wow, didn't expect this.
-Complete a session of Maid without creeping out a player.
>> Sommunist !CvgOA2wCo2 03/01/09(Sun)03:41 No.3848134
Last bump before I go to sleep.

Dark Heresy:
[Tech-Priest] Doc Ock:
-Obtain 4 or more mechadendrites.
Eggs in a Basket:
-Own one piece of equipment worth at least 50% of your total wealth.
It's Twin-Linked!
-Buy a red-dot laser sight for a lasgun.
[Tech-Priest] SCIENCE!
-Kill 3 or more enemies as a direct result of a Tech-Use test.
[Adeptas Sororitas] Suffer Not the Flirting:
-Respond to a seduction attempt with a Weapon or Ballistic Skill test.

[PC] Beat you to it!:
-Include your character's family in his backstory, then kill them (or cause their deaths) before the DM can.
Domo Arigato:
-Play a Warforged Bard with at least 8 ranks in Perform (Dance.)
Shoggoth on the Roof:
-Play an Aberration Bard with at least 8 ranks in Perform (Sing.)
[PC] That's 150%, motherfucker:
-Create a character with at least 3 templates without being vetoed.
-Play an Undead Bard with at least 8 ranks in Perform (Dance.)
[PC] Vestal Virgin:
-In a game using the Book of Erotic Fantasy, play a character with Vow of Chastity, and keep your vow unto death.

Blood Calls to Blood:
-Play as the sire of another player.
"Well he sparkled for a bit . . .":
-Convince a Twilight fan to walk around outside during the day.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)03:50 No.3848199
[Tech-Priest] Doc Ock:
-Obtain 4 or more mechadendrites.
[Tech-Priest] SCIENCE!
-Kill 3 or more enemies as a direct result of a Tech-Use test.

Guilty as charged
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:05 No.3848328
Requiem for the Damned:
-As a Bard, destroy an entire army on your own.
What Side Are We On Again?
-Double-cross your employer only to double cross your enemy. Effectively stand as the last group alive with all the spoils.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:10 No.3848367
>>3848134 "Well he sparkled for a bit . . .":

Haha, oh wow.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:16 No.3848417

- "There is No Spoon": Obtain Wired Reflexes III
- "Dunkelzahn for Presi...": Successfully kill a Great Dragon.
- "Nightmare Mode": Complete a shadowrun without any collateral death, injury or property damage.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:17 No.3848422
How the hell?
TPK the party in one turn as an pure npc class character
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:18 No.3848433
"*A* pure" goddamn it I need to sleep
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:19 No.3848441
(DnD PC) Ladykiller
-Get your GM's Girlfriend's PC killed.

(DnD PC) Relationship Killer
-Kill your GM's Girlfriend's PC.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:22 No.3848457
Star Wars
That's No Moon, But It's Not A Space Station Anymore - Destroy the first or second Death Star before they would normally be destroyed

HOLY SHIT - Play a Gungan without it being killed by its own party

It Is Inevitable - Have a Dug Force User fall to the Dark Side after play has begun

Non Meatbag - Convince your GM to let you play an HK series droid

Ancient Droid Perfection - Convince your GM to let you play an HK series droid in a time period after the Old Republic
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:28 No.3848486
I'll be back
Come back from a suicidal solo mission, alive and intact.

Bark at the moon
Play as a lycanthrope, specifically a werewolf, and don't be a fag about it.

Get a DM to okay one custom magic items.

Item savant
Get a DM to okay three custom magic items

Item god
Get a DM to okay five or more custom magic items

Item overgod
Get a DM to okay the crafting of five or more custom magic items in one session

Be a melee character and carry a big sword, taking monkey grip and ranks in Use Magic Device to get the biggest weapon possible and to use a wand of Enlarge Weapon(2nd level spell).
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:29 No.3848493
(DM) The Goggles: Successfully convince a PC that a mundane object is actually a powerful artifact.
(PC) "Once I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois": Create plausible, non-lame backstory for a character on the spot with no prep.
(DM) "Kobaiyashi": Run a gaming session with no notes whatsoever.
(DM) "I got nothing to hide": Do not use DM shield for one session.
(PC) BIFF: Succeed with a Sleep spell or equivalent on an enemy's non-flying/floating steed.
(PC) Terminal Velocity: Fall 500 feet or more and survive.
(PC) Floating Cities are Inconveinent: Fall 2000 feet or more and survive.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)04:35 No.3848531
Tohoufag - Use the Wings of Flurry spell

Dungeon Fortress - Have a party of dwarves create a thriving underground settlement

BE ONE WITH YURI - Convince somebody to become a Fanatic of you as a standard action

El Chupacabra is Gris e Grande - SECRET ACHIEVEMENT
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)05:19 No.3848894
>El Chupacabra is Gris e Grande - SECRET ACHIEVEMENT
>Gris e Grande
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)05:23 No.3848930
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>> Darc Discordia !!6056H1dWW+u 03/01/09(Sun)06:05 No.3849266
(DM)...But Not TOO Evil: Have the BBEG successfully convince the PC's to join him.
(PC)Look At Me, Still Talking...: Create at least one modern technological advancement in-game.
(Cleric)Smiting in Style: Kill an opponent using only your holy symbol.
(PC)Puttin' On The Ritz: Play an entire session as an in-town roleplay with nobles, with no combat whatsoever.
(PC)Aggressive Teamwork: Kill an opponent using an ally as your weapon.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)06:27 No.3849403
Finish a campaign without going underground or seeing a dragon.

Hunt down and kill a major, setting-defining NPC.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)08:09 No.3849753
Wired Reflexes isn't the only way to get to 4 IP. Cram is the first thing to jump into mind.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)08:20 No.3849786
[Player] Persistent as sea waves: Make Ruler GM a game for you.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)12:48 No.3850980
(PC) The Abyss Stares Into You - Become a Spectre.
>> Slaanesh's Long Lost Double Bastard, Slaadha !!5FpvsAzGCPV 03/01/09(Sun)12:58 No.3851009

[Gozer the Destructor] - Overcast with maximum spell force and don't take a single point of drain. All quail in fear of the babylonian god of destruction.

[Pill Head] - Push your body to augmented maximums via combat drugs and other illegal narcotics.

[Hellsing Novitiate] - Bind a spirit twice your magic rating in force.

Dungeons and Dragons

[Smitan! Smashan!] - Successfully use the channel divinity power for Tempus with a high crit weapon on a daily power.

[Who ordered Chum?] - Use an action point to perform two attacks and have both of them be crits.

[Fear The Salsa] - Successfully administer half a dozen poisons within a single round. Multiple sources are allowed.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)12:59 No.3851016
>(PC)Aggressive Teamwork: Kill an opponent using an ally as your weapon.
Played as a dwarven gutbuster one session who wore spiked fullplate armor and attacked by either body slamming or hugging things to a spiny/painful death. One session in an 'abandoned' town where a lich was rumored to have taken over, the barbarian broke his greathammer just as a horde of zombies was closing in on us. Using every last brain cell in his 8-int head, he pulled out a length of rope, tied my arms and locked my gauntlets so I wouldn't fly off, then swung me around like a giant, meaty flail and took a cleave shot at the incoming wave of zombies.
We both roll 20s on our attack and take half of them out in one shot.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)13:02 No.3851025
(DM): How sad
Spend four hours straight working on campaign material.

(DM): How pathetic
Spend eight hours straight working on campaign material.

Spend twenty four hours creating campaign material.

Achievements one and two unlocked ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)13:28 No.3851120
(ST) Ascension Triumphant - Run a campaign where all of your PCs attain Transcendance
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)14:26 No.3851435
Gotta Catch Em All- Have at least six different species of former enemies assisting your party at one time.

There is no spoon- Convince an NPC that he/she does not exist.

Sssssmokin! - Become possessed by the same item more than three times.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)16:05 No.3852151
[PC/DM] Ludicrous Kill: Successfully deal twice an enemy's total HP in one attack string.
[PC] What The HELL?: Successfully make a save against an effect that would TPK the party when you had less than a 3% chance of doing so.
[PC] COVERED IN BEES!: Survive a Hellwasp swarm's Swarm attack 5 rounds in a row.
[PC] I accidentally a whole charge build: Accidentally make a powerful character build without realizing what you've done.
[DM] Sure, Whatever: Let a player be a Vampire with a +8 LA template without adjusting his levels to fit with the party
[PC] You Said To Be Brutal: Make a DM ban Awakened animals, Psionics, Disintegrate, and Leadership all within a single game session.
[GM] I Prefer Well Done: Have a creature currently grappling a character in its mouth use its breath weapon on said character.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)16:47 No.3852516
Dungeons and Dragons:

[DM/PC]Why do they have to talk?: One character in the party owns two or more sentient weapons.
[PC]Here comes the pain train!: Charge into an enemy and kill it in one full attack.
[PC]Bitch says what?: Successfully intimidate a dragon, demon, devil, or any other fearsome creature.
[PC]My name is Bruce: While fighting undead, demons, or devils, say "Hail to the King, baby." before dealing the fatal strike.
[DM]Rocks fall, you all die: Kill of a party with falling rocks or a cave-in.

Dark Heresy:
[PC] Relax!: Successfully convince a Sororita not to kill off a cultist member until you get the information you need.
[PC] Which wire is it again?: Successfully disarm a bomb, while under attack.
[DM] NOW DAT IZ ORKY: Use the orky accent for all ork NPCs for one game.
[DM/PC] Burn! Burn in righteous fire!: Kill off two or more characters using a flamer.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)16:58 No.3852576
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)16:59 No.3852583
Mekton ones for you all...

[DM] This is no Zaku, boy! - Successfully convince a player an enemy mech is one of a different class.
[DM] Operation British - Colony falls, everyone dies. End a campaign like this.
[PC] Ore wa Gundamu - Complete three sessions without leaving your mech, even for non-combat sections.
[PC] Listen to my song! - Use the Singing or Perform (Instrument) skills in combat.
[PC] DECULTURE! - Win an encounter without firing a shot or using the Persuasion or Leadership skills.
[PC] KNIFE FIGHT - Successfully use Seduction during a combat encounter.
[PC] Solomon, I have Returned! - Discharge a nuclear weapon in a combat encounter.
[PC] Nothing left but hamburger - Kill a plot-critical NPC with a cockpit critical.
[PC] Cima-Style - Kill an enemy pilot using a ranged weapon as an improvised melee weapon.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)17:05 No.3852630
D&D 4e:

(Fighter) Polearms Are Better [0/50]: Successfully hit with 50 opportunity attacks granted by Polearm Gamble while wielding any polearm that is not a glaive.
(Fighter) Swords Are Better [0/50]: Successfully hit with 50 at-will powers on opportunity attacks with Heavy Blade Opportunity while wielding any heavy blade that is not a glaive.
(Fighter) You Two Are Retarded [0/50]: Wield a glaive and successfully use at-will powers on opportunity attacks granted by Polearm Gamble 50 times.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)17:33 No.3852894
"Bang" - Request Exterminatus for a planet you are on, while an Exterminatus-capable fleet is in orbit.
Lost Primarch - Escape from a planet less than one hour before Exterminatus is carried out on it.

(Paladin) Defend the Defenseless - Intentionally take a hit intended for a wounded PC or non-combat NPC, and take damage greater than PC or NPC's current HP.
(Rogue) Sappin' My Sentry - Disarm 20 traps in a single dungeon.

NOOOooooooooo - Have a familiar die.
Improvisation - Win a combat while using a weapon or weapon class (including unarmed) you are unskilled in.
Your Mother's a What? - Get in a bar fight.
"Hardcore" - Take an action which causes another player or the DM to respond with the word "hardcore".
Ohhhh So That's What It Does - Unintentionally identify an object
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)19:20 No.3853689
Jesus Christ, successfully bluff another PC into believing that what he drank was wine, not water.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)19:28 No.3853737
Mission Impossible- Kill all 6 clones of every player, with no PvP kills.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)19:36 No.3853801
>Mission Incredibly Likely
Fixed that for ya.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)19:39 No.3853824
Dark Heresy

PC: Off Track
Convince your whole party to turn to chaos.

GM: Where we're going, we don't need roads...
If your entire party turns to Chaos, continue the game, and make things -worse-.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)19:43 No.3853847
>Mission Incredibly Likely
Not with the "No PvP kills" clause it ain't.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:02 No.3853980
Unknown Armies
[GM] Doombot:
- Hand a player a note explaining that they have been possessed, and their demon's stats and obsession. To qualify, do this near the end of play so that everybody else has forgotten about it next session.

- Manipulate a first-time player into playing an automaton (unaware of their true nature) while making it seem like said players' ideas all along.

[PC] Master of Disguise:
- When bringing in your new Personamancer character, convince the entire party you are now playing a previously-met NPC who looks nothing like your character. For more than two sessions.

Changeling: The Lost
[Storyteller] Born-Again Squick:
- Locate a gateway to the Hedge in a woman.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:04 No.3853995
>Would you kindly...:
>- Manipulate a first-time player into playing an automaton (unaware of their true nature) while making it seem like said players' ideas all along.

>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:11 No.3854035

(PC): A god among men: Bring down a mech with a single attack while on foot.

(PC): I guess I need more than three shots: Unsuccessfully kill an opponent after shooting them three times with a Sternsnacht.

(GM) You know what? FUCK your Mech: Destroy a PC's mech with a head shot on your first attack against them.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:13 No.3854060
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I love this thread so much, we need one for other /tg/ games.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:15 No.3854069
Mutants and Masterminds
Oh Yeah? FUCK Your Theory - If your group contains a physicist, make him cry with your in-game actions.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:16 No.3854074
-Play through an entire campaign without anyone in session, PC or GM, referencing Monty Python.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:16 No.3854076
I've done the "destroy a mech with a headshot turn 1" thing.

>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:20 No.3854092
The Fantastic Adventures of Berlock Bones - Slip at least three pastiches of famous fictional characters past the players without them noticing.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:20 No.3854095
[PC] Immobile Mobile:
Craft a flying vehicle built around immovable rods.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:22 No.3854101

I once oneshotted a mech on turn 1 from all the way across the fucking map, with a lucky shot from a fucking gauss. Dude was angry like you would not believe.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:23 No.3854106
[GM] The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:
- Make every character a pastiche of a famous fictional character, including the PCs, without their intent.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:35 No.3854195
Barbershop Quartet
Make a party of bards.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:39 No.3854221

[PC] You're A What ?
Spend more than 80% of your starting character generation points on a single skill or advantage, modifiers included.

[PC] I Come From A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Play a high-TL character in a low-TL campaign

[PC] I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today !
Play a character completely out of sync with the rest of the group - an everyday Joe in a group of elder gods, a cat in a group of different-era John Travolta fan posters with stats based on what art style they're done in, etc.

[GM] Haven't I Seen You Before ?
Never use anything but the unmodified example NPC packages for anyone, for any reason, for an entire campaign.

[GM] This Feels Familiar
Recreate, down to details, the setting, NPCs and rules of another game, and play it.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:39 No.3854225

I'll be back

I'm currently working on that for a Hunter game....
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:41 No.3854246
Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
Pierce the Heavens using a stabbing weapon.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:46 No.3854285
[DM] You Shut Your Whore Mouth When Billy Mays is Talking: Have a PC get killed immediately after interrupting the BBEG's speech

[PC] (Any) Not Quite Dead: Finish an encounter with 1 HP left

[PC] (Cleric) Back From the Brink: Heal a character who is at -9 HP

[PC] (Any) Stopping Power: Kill an enemy with an attack of opportunity while he tries to move past you

[PC] (Any) One Man Wall: Kill three enemies in a single encounter with an attack of opportunity while they try to move past you

[PC] (Any) Chinese Berliner: Kill seven enemies in a single encounter with an attack of opportunity while they try to move past you
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:53 No.3854349
I Got Better
Recover from Bale Polymorph (Newt)
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)20:59 No.3854411
>- "Nightmare Mode": Complete a shadowrun without any collateral death, injury or property damage.

Unlocked, as long as bodyguards don't count as collateral and mind control doesn't count as injury. That was one of the most perfect runs ever.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:01 No.3854428

[PC] Fission Mailed: Accidentally orchestrate a TPK

Dark Heresy:
[PC/Psyker] No Psyker, you are the Daemons: Become possessed by a Daemon.
[PC/Psyker] Touching the Void: Become possessed by a Daemon, have the daemon exorcised from your body, and survive to rejoin the party.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:05 No.3854474
[PC/Paladin] Can't keep a good man down: Fall, but redeem yourself and regain your powers.
>> Adeptus Munitorum Magus O'Grady 03/01/09(Sun)21:08 No.3854504

> - "Nightmare Mode": Complete a shadowrun without any collateral death, injury or property damage.

Done. I loaded my four drones with tear gas grenades and DMSO/LSD/Extacy/Marijuana cocktails (much friendlier than their usual concussion grenade load-outs). When the sneaky-sneak team had their cover blown on the way out I just dropped the 'nades into the path of the pursuing Lone Star officers and suddenly nobody felt like running after those groovy dudes in black, man. Clean get away, and the total cost of the run ran to something like 175 nuyen for the drugs, with a 500,000 payoff for the prototype. Easy money, chummer.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:11 No.3854526
you win at life: do both of these in the same session
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:12 No.3854529

Drink the Kool-Aid
Deliberately orchestrate a TPK in the first session
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:15 No.3854548
Should've Had a Plan B: Invalidate at least 5 hours of a player's or DM's preparatory work.

KEKEKEKEKE: Attack every character that isn't actively helping you in some way.

I Think You Forgot A Digit: Play a character whose class' primary statistic doesn't have a positive modifier.

What Are The Odds: Get a critical hit on a non-hostile target that you didn't intend to hit at all.

Man of La Mancha: Perform at least 5 good deeds with such poor execution that the person for whom they were done ends up worse off.

I Have People to Do That: Horribly abuse the Leadership ability.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer: Have your character discriminate against species you personally dislike.

Call Me Kissinger: Create a diplomancer.

But I Don't Wanna: Convince your DM to change the rules by whining, yelling, or just generally being a dick.

Hodgepodge: Include material from at least five unrelated non-core rulebooks in your character.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:16 No.3854558
Herbal Mussolini
Make the trains run on thyme.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:21 No.3854582

...just, just get out.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:30 No.3854626
this is why Battletech is hilarious.

Best way to nail one as a player is to either nail a headshot with something big(like an SRM launcher) and roll lucky or get a demo pack into someplace that has ammo in it.

I want to think of more Battletech ones, but off hand I can't.

Maybe something about beating an elemental in close combat.
>> Adeptus Munitorum Magus O'Grady 03/01/09(Sun)21:34 No.3854658
>Hodgepodge: Include material from at least five unrelated non-core rulebooks in your character.
Done. i play RIFTs.

> (GM) You know what? FUCK your Mech: Destroy a PC's mech with a head shot on your first attack against them.

Almost happened to me in the minis game. Other player started to gloat when his AC/20 ate my mech's head first exchange (city fight, had to get in close to have LOS on anything). I proceeded to eat his Atlas for breakfast with my massed flamers, shutting him down and letting my Hatchet do its thing. I was running a custom design with a torso cockpit, the head was just a cluster of LRM5s for deploying Thunder mines.

> There is no spoon- Convince an NPC that he/she does not exist.

done. Planescape, second edition. LE tiefling wizard/thief with a diploma from the Grenpoli Institute of Planar Law (university in Hell that teachers devils to make properly dick-ish contracts with mortals). Argued with an unlucky Clueless. Convinced him he was a fictional character that I had created for a play, then used my magic to make him real. Once I let him know that I was dismissing the spell, he faded away, giving me everything he owned because "he was part of me".
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:38 No.3854685
You've won the thread.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:44 No.3854733
[PC] Dead girls can't say no: Take the Lichloved trait and have sex with at least one dead body.

[PC] It's not Necrophillia if...: Have sex with a single sentient undead creature (Vampire, Lich, etc) WITHOUT your character having Lichloved.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)21:56 No.3854802
[PC - Solar] Not the Solars You Are Looking For: Successfully convince a Wyld Hunt you are not an Anathema while your Anima is on full display.

[PC - Celestial] Star Light, Star Bright: Sleep with all five Maidens.

[PC - Celestial] Fully Mooned: Sleep with Luna.

[PC - Celestial] It's Like a Burning Sensation When I...: Sleep with the Unconquered Sun.

[PC - Solar] Polyamorous: Have your Lunar Mate learn Twin-Faced Hero at your request.

[PC - Solar] This Hand of Mine: Defeat a Sidereal using nothing but Martial Arts style charms.

[PC - Mortal] Kick Reason to the Curb: Kill a Celestial Exalt and live to tell about it.

[PC - DB] That's One Bad Mutha- Shut Yo' Mouth!: Rescue and marry the Scarlet Empress.

[PC - Any] Hell, I Don't Know. I Guess There Would Be a Long Awkward Pause: Do something that leaves your ST completely floored and unable to think of a response.

[PC - Any] Longer Than Six Seconds?: Capitalize on the ST's confusion to gain immense advantages.
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)22:03 No.3854849
unfortunately my group has only done one of those
>> Anonymous 03/01/09(Sun)22:08 No.3854888
Out of curiosity, which one?
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)00:02 No.3855865

I play a psychic warrior, i picked up our parties Pally, Mount and all, and dropped him ontop of a tightly clusterd group of skeletons on an archers tower... Killed three of the eight, pally took care of rest.
Bonus: pally tried to jump down, DM made him roll for tumble, failed with a 1. Pally took lethal damage.

I killed three skele's and a pally (mount is magic summonable, and can be unsummoned from anywhere.)
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)00:03 No.3855872

The lunar one.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)00:22 No.3856042
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)00:34 No.3856128
Storyteller. Dungeon Master. Game Master. Overlord. Friend Computer. Hollyhock God. Ect.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)00:51 No.3856261
(pc)Revenge is a dish best served cold: Kill the BBEG with cold/ice type damage
(pc)Revenge is a dish best served flambe: Kill the BBEG with fire damage.
(dm)structural support boss: have a dungeon start to collapse when the players kill the highest ranked monster within.

Cortex RPG (serenity, BSG games. surprisingly not terrible, good for homebrewan.)

No kill like overkill: Use a vehicle scale weapon on human-scale targets.
Fish in a barrel. Slow Fish. : Use Spacecraft-scale weapons on a vehicle scale target.
Chunky salsa rule: Use spacecraft-scale weapons on a human-scale target.
Ow: convert all damage from an attack into stun without passing out.
Why won't things go smooth?: Engage in 5 gunfights to accomplish one mission, when the GM planned for fewer.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)01:04 No.3856347
[PC] Bathroom Running
-Cause the GM to leave the room with no less than three books to try and figure out how to recover from something you've done
[PC] Firm in my...
-Play a character with an opposite sexual preference than your own

[PC] "...Uh, no he's not?"
-Play a character who's openly a Technocrat with a group of Tradition mages for more than three sessions without cohering them.
[PC] Sunglasses at Night
-Play a Setite and blood bond the rest of the party
[PC] "I do not howl."
-Play a Garou and never change forms throughout the entire campaign.
[PC] No Need For Compensation
-Play a troll who uses a rapier

[PC] World Runner
-Be transformed to every Cosm in play
[PC] "No, it'll be cool!"
-Convince your GM to let you play a Ravagon and survive more than three sessions

[PC - Wizard] Hardworking Slacker
Make it to level 20 using only first level spells
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)01:06 No.3856358
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)01:10 No.3856383
DnD: Play a Chaotic Good Cleric and charge for heals.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)01:45 No.3856629
Is that a scythe in your pocket or...
Succesfully become Death incarnate by pure luck.

Oooo, Shiny!
Unleash the BBEG on the world, because it would be funny.

Wait, you could have WHAT?!
Succesfully play a Changeling:The Dreaming Pooka without your part realizing you lie all the time, then tell them when you finish the campaign.

Hope you like sulpher.
Kill people as a Mage using only Forces 1 spells.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)01:58 No.3856745
(PC) The Hulk Would be Jealous - Deal 100+ physical damage in one turn
(PC) Phenominal Cosmic Power - Deal 100+ magic damage in one turn
(PC) Fist of the North Star - Deal 100+ damage in one turn using only unarmed strikes
(PC) ORA ORA ORA - Make six or more attacks in a single round

Done. All with the same attack. While screaming ORA!

BESM d20, super-speed monk who had just been enchanted. Total damage: 452.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)02:01 No.3856766
posted in the other thread, but at the fear that its autosaged out of exsistance, ill poast in here too.
Some new achivements that me and my players got, in one session...

Perfect Resonant Frequency(PC): confuse the DM so much that he accidently lets you crit an ooze
Hobo Nightmare(DM): surprise entangle a PC who is searching a dormant ragamoffyn (MM2)
They dont do nothing but sing for us(PC): Play as Atticus Finch
Eyem The Strongest(PC): Play as Cirno
Prehensile Fun(PC): Play as a Sergal
Rage Magnet(PC): Play as a catfolk
(Bonus Points for playing one in a non furry way)
Autopilot Mage(PC): Play an arcane spellcaster and use ONLY magic missle
ITS ALIVE(DM): make use of the Living Spell template
Grim Darkness(DM): Include elements of 40k in DnD
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)02:10 No.3856836
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)02:12 No.3856853

Succesfully bluff a machine.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)02:19 No.3856904
trigger a barbarian's rage out of combat.

So, how *exactly* are we hurting this?
Kill a Huge creature with basic attacks.

God Damn It, where's my DMG?
use mounted combat, opportunity attacks, and grapple mechanics in a single encounter.

Kill something with an attack that has a damage type the killed thing had resistance or immunity to. Fire is traditional.

Not a hair out of place:
Abuse the Dodge feat to take no damage for an area of effect spell, when the room you're in is less than 1/4th the area of the effect for the spell.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)02:27 No.3856983
In the Grim Dark Grimdarkness of the Far-Flung Space-Future:
Kill every NPC the party encounters over an entire mission, while staying in character.

Just as Planned:
End a combat by with a single, non-explosive attack.

Not as planned:
suffer a TPK caused by a single, non-explosive attack.

This Achievement is Unclean. Purify It.
intentionally allow a heretic, a mutant, and a witch to survive.

This cheap Amasec tastes like promethium!
involve 5+ modern objects in your flavor text by grimdarking the names.
>> Gaow? 03/02/09(Mon)03:26 No.3857419
Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons: (10G)
Starting from Level 1, kill a goblin, kobold or orc.

You are already dead (50G)
Kill someone with Quivering Palm after doing nothing but talk for at least one turn.

Clean sweep (10G)
Kill every hostile creature on one floor in a published adventure.

Search and Destory (20G)
Kill every hostile creature in a published adventure.

You Shall Know Our Path by the Trail of Corpses (50G)
Kill every living creature, hostile or not, in a published adventure.

Time Paradox (100G)
Make the events in an established setting impossible, such as killing Elminster in 1350 DR, Luke Skywalker in 7 BBY, or preventing the fall of Poland in 1939.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)04:09 No.3857758
I love that button
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)04:21 No.3857837
how the hell does dodge affect reflex saves?
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)04:37 No.3857932
i always get dodge, evasion, and that one other thing that's probably the one i'm thinking of confused.

i mean the feat that rogues get that lets you save and take no damage, in place of half damage.

this was inspired by the party rogue walking into a broom closet, closing the door behind him, and setting off a wand of fireballs, all because the closet bordered a support beam he wanted broken.
He figured (correctly) that he could easily dodge both the fireball and the debris, despite being sealed in a broom closet.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)04:49 No.3858006
its called improved evasion, monks also have it and get it sooner.
>> Anonymous 03/02/09(Mon)04:56 No.3858056
So do shadowdancers, which led to a particularly horrible cleric in the party with a battle cry of "I'M NOT OPTIMIZED!!!", and a penchant for hopping out of walls onto foes.

good times.
horrible TPKs, because we insisted on making the worst possible characters, but good times.