Holy fuck YOU'RE BACK YES

COME TO DADDY

FUCK YES PLAYER 1

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Oh lord, fucking gyroids.

what is this

Why did I collect those?

>>12353648

Player 1, a web comic created on /v/.

my entire second floor is full of gyroids

.

>>12353653
i different hole for every penor

Hooray! Player 1!

>>12353556
I approve of this concept for an Animal Crossing horror movie. But only if Bob gets to be Ash.

posting newish P1 in a new P1 thread.

posting newish P1 in ­a new P1 thread.

I LOVE PLAYER 1!

>>12353767
why did she ask Bob to do that, though?

The one about timed hits is still one of my favorites.

>>12353742
If there's going to be an Animal Crpssing horror story, it would be based on The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing.
No contest.

Hey player 1 serious question. About how many people does it take to make one comic? All the writing and art work seems like it would take an awfully long time. about how much days are spent on each?

YESSSSSSS

>>12353556
oh man, you're back. Fuck, you make me want to play Animal Crossing. That's not something I should do either, it'll consume my life for the next 6 months...

Any more Player 1 comics?

>>12353871

>>12353961

lol animal crossing sucks dick

>>12353556

>>12354051
Age for sage, bitch.

>>12353996
Sure there's more. There's like 30 P1 comics, not counting Buckley parodies, one-off pictures, spin-offs, and so on.

>>12353826
its my favorite too. even though i dont recall any timed hits in animal crossing.

>>12354145
Its a Mario RPG reference.

THIS SURE WAS FUNNY WHEN VGCATS DID IT

>>12354193

oh snap

>>12354193

ITS FUNNY CUZ PLAYER 1 DID IT XDDD HE'S MY FAVORITE

>>12354171
i know. i just don't see any relevance to animal crossing.

>>12354193
pics

>>12354221
It's just a combination of how Animals tend to ask random questions like that and that whole scene where Toad scares off the Goomba by telling it that Mario knows about Timed Hits.
And now Japanese for some reason.

>>12354193

The idea that gyroids are creepy isn't a new idea.

Like virtually all Player 1 comics, this one relies on the execution and the visuals. Without those, there's not much to see.

Case in point.

>>12354220
Some people just hate talent.

>>12354193

OR HITCHCOCK.

NO, WAIT, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.

>>12354220
>>12354193
Different people.

BAZOING

>>12354294
lolwut

>>12354244
haha thats even better!

>>12354272
They're just clay figures that are buried with dead bodies.

>>12353556
Oh hi, I fixed your comic.

Oh Player 1, your wacky facial expressions are enjoyed the world over.

so did the elevens get ahold of these or..?

>>12354338
So you're saying the entire AC village is built on some sort of burial ground?

>>12354338
Thousands of corpses.

>>12354344
Needs more 8^U

>>12354326
oh god I remember that thread. good times.

>>12354363
>so did the elevens get ahold of these or..?
The what?

>>12354308
My best guess:
Panel 1: "Hey Player 1, I got you something that I use when I get horny!"
Panel 2: "Awesome, porno!"
Panel 3: "Fire extinguisher? What the fuck?"
Panel 4: "Why is it wet OH JESUS FUCKING HELL!"

>>12354404
What, you've never seen the English version?

>>12354404
The letter mentions that it's something that she uses every day.

>>12354344
go away Buckley

>>12354379
What the hell?

>>12354399
... :|

>>12354010

Player 1, do you even play Animal Crossing any more? Serious question.

>>12354363
What the hell are the elevens?

>>12354481
>>12354399
dear lord the newfaggotry. it means JAPANESE PEOPLE.

>>12354462
OH GOD! I'LL PAY! I'LL PAY! I HAVE THE BELLS! STAY BACK DAMN YOU I'LL PAY FUUUUUUUUCK!

>>12354466
Not everyday. I do sometimes though.

To be perfectly honest, it's a pretty good game, and I'll be damned if I don't want AC: Wii really really bad right now (especially after Smashville, goddamn), but it's definitely a better topic for humor and discussion than it is for just playing.

I mean, there are better games. But this one just lends itself quite strongly towards the kind of perversion /v/ is capable of.

why does everyone paint Nook as evil and money-grubbing anyway? You can go forever and never pay your house off. I always kinda rooted for his little bussiness to take off.

>>12354272
That's quite different from Player 1's comic, B^U, and unfunny. Basic vgcats fail.

>>12354543
>why does everyone paint Nook as evil and money-grubbing anyway?
Because of what he did to Sable.

>>12354500
Why does it mean Japanese people?

>>12354566
Because he is. Well, maybe not evil, but definitely money-grubbing.

>>12354564
Yeah, the only real connection is the implication that gyroids are creepy.

Which is nothing new. Anyone who's played Animal Crossing could tell you that. .

>>12354570
to tell the truth, i don't really know. you have to watch Code Geauss or whatever that show is. But i've seen it used everywhere here.

>>12354566

>>12354543
Maybe it's all the subtle little hints throughout the game that tell you how money obsessed he really is?
I got a bottle letter once that said something along the lines of "that raccoon has forced me into a life of indentured servitude" and told me to be careful.
...there's some weird ass shit in the game when you think about it enough.

>>12354586
meant for
>>12354543
there's really no reason to have bells in AC except to shop at Nook's, so one has to wonder why Nook wants them.

>>12354586
how so? i mean he's just running a store. maybe i didnt read carefully enough.

>>12354500

Elevens? wtf? who the hell came up with elevens? WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAYING JAPS, IT'S AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE AND SHORTER THAN SAYING ELEVENS TOO.

>>12354428
No, I hadn't, thanks! Looking for archives on RS now.

>>12354627
I SAID IT OUT OF HABIT. GOD.

>>12354612
>...there's some weird ass shit in the game when you think about it enough.
This sums up Animal Crossing better than anything else could.

It's probably also why it's so prone to corruption through rule 34 and stuff like P1's comics.

I mean, did anyone else play through this part and just think "Holy shit, this town is full of pedophiles"?

I mean, I know a lot of AC's innuendo is sort of forced upon it by a dirty-minded player base, but come ON. I can't see any other way I was supposed to read it.

>>12354664
Holy shit.

I just realized, that face (which is also the face I have on both Animal Crossing games) is the Awesome face without the mouth open.

>>12354254
That's not the original, that's one shoped with the B^U face!

>>12354664
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
There's no way that's not shopped.
I knew it was fucked up but that's too much.
holy shit.

>>12354532
FC then?

>>12354707
That's my point: Player 1's best assets are his subtlety, timing, brevity, and humorous visuals.
To wit, he's funny in all the ways that Buckley is not.

Player 1, I desire to visit your town someday >_>

>>12354612
Can't you get other people's bottled letters through Wifi?

>>12354759
You can't bottle letters, though.

>>12354664
>>12354690
Are...are these real? Because if they are...Jesus Christ...

>>12354756
His town had best be decked out in cool shit.

>>12354664
>>12354690
Mother of god.

>>12354759
Probably, but I was never able to get on Wifi. And I've gotten it in 2 different towns.

>>12354612
>>12354759
no, i got it too, its a random letter
>>12354772
yes you can, you can buy bottled letters and send them out

someone mailed me a rickroll, fucking /v/irgins

>>12354782
The fucking, mother fucking, designing of the fucking, mother fucking pathways FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>12354823
all of the characters have HUEG heads, you pervert

I played AC:WW today and got the "I like to sleep on your floor!" message for the first time.

I thought Player 1 made it up, but Jesus Christ. That is FUCKED UP.

>>12354664
>>12354690
I never did this whole sidequest, so I gotta know, is this a shoop? Please tell me it is.

I don't get it.

>>12354817
I'm sensing that you're annoyed with something.

I finally picked up AC: WW after playing the GC version for over 9000 years, and the humor is much more..startling. I couldn't help but revel in the genius of the writers while playing.

why hasnt this thread turned into friend codes yet

Well, for more fucked up Animal Crossing stuff,
most of the Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing is made from screens take from the game.
It's here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2666800

All my townspeople call me dainty g -_-

>>12354664
>>12354690
These can't be real. /v/, tell me these aren't real.

/r/ing archive

>>12354895
4811-6772-5216

>>12354931
>>12354846
Don't worry. They end up explaining it away as something else, but jesus fuck. Pedophile overtones, anyone?

It's not just me, right? I told you the innuendo was blatant.

Just decided to start a new town a couple days ago

FC: is 3909-7318-6858 for future reference

>>12354947
Oh, it's been a while, you need the town name and character name too...

Town: Omaheeha
Dude: Cap'n CO

I love you, Player 1.

>>12354782
>His town had best be decked out in cool shit.
See, that's the thing. My actual in-game town is not that cool at all. I replaced all the normal trees with foreign fruit trees, save a few evergreen and native fruit, and there's an orchard here or there, but that's really about it. I haven't re-tiled the whole town, or put up hilarious billboards everywhere, or anything.
My villagers aren't even all that interesting.
Hell, it's probably full of weeds by now, it's been a while since I was there. I've got a lot of money but that's about all I can brag about, and it's definitely not on-par with some of the shit people have (multiple royal crowns).

>>12354978
So those are actual lines from the game? WTF Nintendo WTF?

>>12355005
you can just make up town and player names as long as you have the code actually

also

1246-1474-0887

>>12355035
Oh, and that's another thing. My town started a long time before I did these comics, and my villager's name isn't "Player 1". If I give away my friend codes, people will know what it is, and for some reason that bugs me.

Yo, Player 1. Why haven't you done a comic on K.K. yet?

>>12355042
>So those are actual lines from the game?
Yep. So tell me I'm not crazy: they really are heavy with innuendo, right? I thought maybe the internet had just destroyed my brain and I couldn't see it as anything but dirty, but a second opinion helps.

Seriously, how the hell else are you supposed to read these?

>>12355063
I'm guessing it's because there's nothing inherently funny or creepy about the guy. He's just a dog who plays music.

>>12355069 but a second opinion helps.

Not when it's another /v/irgin's.

That's like a furry asking another furry if he thinks what they're doing is weird.

>>12354664
>Blathers touched me!

I never did trust that fucking owl.

>>12355069
It's totally not just you.
It's subtle enough that young kids won't think anything of it, but yeah, there's no way that wasn't intentional.

Wish I'd gotten a screen of when one my villagers asked me to fetch something. He said he wanted his picture book, but I swear he implied that it was porn with the way he said it...

>>12355094
Plus, he's hard to draw. There's a reason I mostly do cats and rabbits: they're just round heads with ears tacked on.

>>12355106
Is it helpful that I don't typically lurk /v/ or even much of 4chan at all, but I still think it's pretty blatant?

>>12355111
Oh GOD I love Tangy.

Why did she have to move away...??
WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>12355155

But KK Slider is a /v/ hero

>>12355180

Nope.

>>12355200
>Oh GOD I love Tangy.
So does P1.

>>12355053

Now I gotta know, what is your villager's name?

>>12355218
It's nothing secretive or special, just an ordinary name.
But if I tell people it'll break the illusion, and they'll start looking at things differently, and then the dream will be over.

So I'm going to keep it as Player 1.

>>12355217
That's exactly how I feel! D:

>>12355217
>>12355272
In b4 tangy porn

Tangy scared me a little the first time I saw her.

I was like WHY DOES THAT CAT HAVE AN ORANGE FOR A HEAD THIS MAKES NO BIOLOGICAL SENSE HOW CAN SOMETHING BE IN TWO TAXONOMIC KINGDOMS AT THE SAME TIME and then I remembered I was playing a game for children about cartoon animals.

>>12355346
The robot frog and mummy dog always scared the shit out of me. At one time I had them both in the same town, and they were always together. It was some kind of sci-fi horror reality.

>>12355346
LOOK ALL ALL THE FUCKING INNUENDO POSTED AND TELL ME ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR KIDS

Animal Crossing should be rated M for mature ;_;

>>12355346
What's even creepier is the fact she cums orange juice.

>>12355416
In your end-o.

>>12355444
oh god why did I lol?

>>12355431
>Animal Crossing should be rated M for mature ;_;
I fucking WISH we got an M/AO Animal Crossing. That shit would be fucking intense.
You can tell they're just barely holding back now, and if you opened the floodgates the resulting torrent of violence and pornography would be unimaginable.

>>12355401
MAN I wish I had Lucky in my town.

>>12355432
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS!

>>12355485
Well yeah, not if they're gonna get citric acid all over your dick you don't.

>>12355155
Aw, seriously? I'd love to see something on K.K.

>>12355504

You're assuming he'll be riding bareback.

>>12355516
There are no STDs and no unwanted pregnancies in the world of Animal Crossing. That's just how things work.

>>12355534
Oh god, that would be awesome. I would make an Animal Crossing brothel.

>>12355200
>WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

It doesn't mean "why" you faggot.

>>12355577
>I would make an Animal Crossing brothel.
You're assuming Nook, Bob, and/or Player 1 wouldn't have already beat you to it.

>>12355534

So the notion of a condom is ridiculous but her citrus ejaculate is just fine?

Tangy added to the list of characters I need to find porn of.

I once found a picture where P1 was fucking the popular hedgehog girl, and the other one was laying next to it, masturbating lonely in bed.

>>12355598
>her citrus ejaculate is just fine?
Better than fine.

Delicious.

>>12355598
>So the notion of a condom is ridiculous but her citrus ejaculate is just fine?
Of course it is: she's a fucking orange.

draw something with Portia, god damn

>>12355633

Well how do we know she even has a vagina? Or that she can come?

>>12355619
>I once found a picture where P1 was fucking the popular hedgehog girl, and the other one was laying next to it, masturbating lonely in bed.
You post that shit right now.

>>12355619
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Tangy/1

There you go.

>>12355619
>Tangy added to the list of characters I need to find porn of.
You won't have to look far. Player 1 alone's already done volumes on her.

>>12355671
Good thinking. I was just about to post that one where Tangy gets drunk and molested and wakes up to find photos of it all, because it's basically the best thing P1's ever drawn, but now I don't have to.

>>12355671
That site never ceases to amaze me. I even found porn of Shin-Chan's mom.

>>12355727
>Tangy gets drunk and molested and wakes up to find photos of it all
I just came. I didn't even have to see the picture.

Needs porn of Tabby.

Ugly chicks need sex too.

>>12355823
I never had tabby in my town...but I was always under the impression it was a guy?

>>12355860
No.
It's a chick.
And Player 1 already has it covered.

>>12355937

i'd fuck margie

>>12355727

>>12355786
Search: George Carlin

>No images were found to match the search criteria


Lame

Ah, found it. Shame the other one's not masturbating.

She's considering it, though.

It's time to play guess the K.K. Slider song based off only the lyrics.

Nao. Me-oh-me-nao, Me-oh-me-nao
Oh-oh-me-mwe-ohhh
Na-na-na-nao, que-que-que-queeeeee
Me-oh-me-ohhhhhhhh
Me-me-mwe-nao

Nao. Me-oh-me-nao, Me-oh-me-nao
Oh-oh-me-mwe-ohhh
Na-na-na-nao, que-que-que-nao
Na-me-ohhhh
Que-que-que-que

Player 1 is a fucking god of /v/.

Other shit that is clearly from Player 1:
*Final Destination
*Buckley Improvements
*/v/ argument comics (the comics with the guy who licks the other guy)
*Probably EFG
*Just about everything
*This shit

>>12356038
That's because it's searching for the words separately. Try george_carlin instead.

>>12355910

>>12356050
FREEBIRD

>>12356048
That's not Player 1 fucking Mabel! That's Tom Nook fucking Mabel! You lied to me!
And Sable's not masturbating, she's just feeling incredibly lonely and awkward!

>>12356055

Somehow I doubt Player 1 is EFG, and I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.

He did these weird Buckley parodies about Chikorita before he was Player 1.

>>12356101
>I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.
Come on.

>>12356101
>I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.
Come ON!

>>12354896
Jesus christ, thank you for not letting me sleep tonight god damnit.

>>12356101
>He did these weird Buckley parodies about Chikorita before he was Player 1.
Oh yeah, I forgot about those. Those were pretty good.

As for EFG: I think it's likely. Player 1 showed up in /v/ just about the time EFG started to hate /b/ for becoming a completely irredeemable shithole in all the wrong ways. Seeking refuge, maybe? A more appreciative audience?

>>12356176
Player 1 has a hard time drawing dogs. How could he be EFG?

>>12356154
You're welcome.
Enjoy your nightmares. :D

>>12356202
>Player 1 has a hard time drawing dogs. How could he be EFG?

First of all, his dogs aren't as bad as he says they are. Look at Bones.

SECOND of all, look at EFG. He's no amazing artist himself. He's got the same strong points as P1: Draws fast, has good comedic timing, and his facial expressions pretty much make his humor.

>>12356202
EFG's no Rembrandt himself.

same person.

>>12356272
I fucking hope so. I love chompy <3

Chain Chomp Chan is just as cute as the dickens.

Chain is adorable.

P.S.

The answer was K.K. Jazz.

>>12356154
>>12354896
awesome, me too

>>12356366
>chompy open legs.png
HOLD ON THERE'S SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS HERE

efg and pals died a long time ago on /b/

I read through Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing a while back.

I was creeped out for days. It is only thanks to Player 1 that I can tolerate Animal Crossing again.

>>12356434
they came back to sing don't stop me now

>>12356434

I CaN SEe YOu