Fuck off.

Girls are for fags.

In before 200+ replies.

>>14406599
a/s/l/pics

in before massive misogynist sagebombs

>Hey, /v/. I'm a girl gamer.

RAAAAAAAAGE

>I'm not here to go...

Oh. Welcome to /v/

>>14406599
Depends on the size of your dick

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Whale

>>14406599

I don't think you are a girl. Enjoy your cock and balls.

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>>14406599
i dont think you are a girl

enjoy being a lonely gamer boy all your life

>>14406634

19/f/toronto

here's a pic of me

;)

There are no men on the internet.

EVEN GIRLS WHO PLAY GAMES CAN GET BOYFRIENDS, EVEN FAT OR UGLY ONES SO STOP REPLYING TO THIS TOPIC VIRGINS

you're not a girl. I always get a boner when a girl starts a thread SO WHERE IS MY BONER

Cleaverly disguised /b/ post.
Still sage, though.
In every field.

Hey guys I'm a boy gamer.

everybody who is saging is too fargone into their own assburgers to even consider relationships with members of the opposite sex

I'm not that far but I don't think I'll be of any help.

>>14406697

When I'm taking a crap, the result looks better than you fucktard

I'm a Canadian alpha male. You best be high quality

Hey guys!
I am a dog on the Internet.

>>14406722

I..I like boys :3

>>14406731
Oh look, the local internet white knight has arrived.

ITT butthurt americans sage because she's in Canada

>>14406697

saved

I'm a /v/irgin from the toronto area.

this is tacky, but a/s/l?

GTFO. Real social failures hook up at anime cons.

darkdesire89@hotmail.com

OP if you're real email me

also dont bother spamming me faggots this is my other account

TITS or GTFO

>>14406768
ME TOO! WANNA YIFF?

HURR HURR A FANGIRL

>>14406797
Just because you say it's your other account and that it's a wasted effort, doesn't mean that we're not going to anyway.

>>14406791
I lol'd until i realised it was true, then CRAWWWWLLLIIIINNNGGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

cakeisalie7@gmail.com

i'm actually in montreal but it's close enough right?

Die

>>14406791

Yes. This is true. I know someone who hooked up with a girl at an Anime con. Their relationship is shit.

Sage goes in every field.

/v/ isn't a dating service for uglies.

>I've posted on /v/ for several years now as anon
>several
>4chan Launched October 1, 2003

>>14406599

lies

itt: internet white knights

Sage for nintendo.

>>14406731
I already have a girlfriend, and she isn't fugly.

>>14406847
2008 - 2003 = 5 = several

>Girl

>>14406599
>lasting, loving relationship
Which of course can only be found on the internet.

anonidate.com
Do this there.

>>14406847
well what do you know, thats nearly 5 years. 5 years being more than a couple classes as several

OP here, i can 5 star number of the beast on expert. anyone interested yet?

ITT misogynistic virgins rage at even the thought of a female being on /v/

man you guys are pathetic

>>14406847
Several doesn't mean seven, you fucking retard.

>>14406599
no fag, you're a troll

Fat, ugly, or a man.

>>14406847
Several normally reffering to about 3 years you dumbshit. And you are even more of a dumbshit thinking that you have to PROVE something to be fiction here.

Greetings humans. I'm a girl gamer and I like to disect your monkey brains.

>Hey, /v/. I'm a girl gamer.

>I'm not here to go "HURR DURR IMMA GIRL GAMER

>>14406871
>>14406871
>>14406871

>>14406871
It would seem the white knights have founded an order.

>>14406887
:D

>>14406870
I don't care about GH3, but I am in Toronto, so what the fuck.

My gf is a /v/tard :D

>>14406884
post alien tits

>>14406872

Doesn't mean 5 either.

hey lets get together and talk about how great nintendo is all night and you can tell me your bishie and ill tell you mine

>>14406773
>>14406855
>>14406896
same person using shitty insult

Real OP needs to post a picture.

Muhfuggen TITS NOOD!

sage

Anyone who doesn't sage every field is automatically a gaiafag.

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I love you /v/

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

OP here, >>14406930

See >>14406697

:3

And this /v/irgins, is the perfect example of why gamer chicks are so damn easy.

Michigan. I live probably an hour and a half away.

>>14406731
What the hell is a "relationship"?

>>14406941
Am not.
____________
CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIN - linknig park
ITS OVER 9000 XDDD

>>14406948

Oh, that is you? I was assuming it was a troll or something.

Now I feel kind of bad, actually.

>>14406871
Actually, a lot of us are girls telling her to GTFO because THIS ISN'T A DATING SITE

Lonely nerds responding to this will probably get mugged in a dark alley.

>>14406884
sup vivian

>My extreme vidya obsession

huh okay

>specifically my Nintendo fangirlism

Nintendo =! Extreme

>>14406955
Finding them is the hard part

sage for hideous

ANON has no gender.

You know it's obviously a troll when a less than gorgeous girl gives her pic out, because you know if you're not a 10/10 you're going to be shit on, and if you're a 10 you know you're not going to be believed.

>>14406966
If that really IS her, it would explain why she can't stay in a relationship.

>>14406982
Because you only play mature rated games for hardcore gamers such as yourself right?

durrrr im so ronery T_T

Hah hah.

>>14406983
Go to a big lan party, there are normally atleast a few of them. The only place where you can impress girls with your quake 3 skills.

>>14406697
>My extreme vidya obsession, and specifically my Nintendo fangirlism, almost invariably drives away anybody that would be interested in me.
LOL

Let's get busy OP.

You can stick it in my butt, if you want.

>>14406998

Actually no, but you have to be seriously deluded if you think Nintendo is classifiable under "hardcore" or "extreme".

>>14406998
because we don't limit ourselves to one brand like fanboys do

>>14406997
can't stay?
Oh shit... who the fuck would be starting it, fuck staying.

>>14406699
There are no genders on the internet. Only machines that generate text responses to one another. Don't fool yourselves.

0/10

whole thread

SAGE FOR FUCKING DESTRUCTOID

TELL JIM STERLING HE IS WORSE THAN BUCKLEY

>>14407036

You are correct, Helios my friend

I would rather hook up with the ditziest stuck up bimbo who complains and drains money and doesn't love me at all than touch that beastly looking thing.
>>14406697

I don't know about other guys, but if I wanted to just play video games without fucking someone I'd just play with my much more attractive male friends who I wouldn't be fucking all the same.
At least a stupid whore you can fuck even if she doesn't share your hobbies.

>>14406884

OH, OH DISSECT MINE PLEASE. OH PLEASE, DISSECT MINE!

ONE MORE FOR GOOD LUCK, DTOID = RAGEEE

Haha, OP, nice try, but it would've been better if you had stayed Anonymous. Anonymous as a name exists for a reason - I estimate that 20% of /v/ is girls.

>>14407011

Please don't tell me /v/ looks like this.

>FAGGOT2.0.jpg

lol self ridicule xD

Sauce of OP's pic? She's hot.

>>14407083

ohgod ANDOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>14407109
Sorry to break it to you...

>>14407015

Extreme referring to her obsession, you stupid fuck.

>>14407147
That's what he said, self ridicule.

>>14407147
Don't post your picture, I was eating for Christ sake.

>>14406626
Yeah right, and you're straight if you like dudes.

>>14407109

>>14407147

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME

>>14406881
several(a): (used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many; "several letters came in the mail"; "several people were injured in the accident"


Technically, a couple = 2, a few = 3, several = more than that, but not many.

Though to be fair I always hated that, why bother saying like I fought a few guys.. when you can just say I fought THREE guys. Whenever you say a 'few' people think more than three in that aspect and generally not a specific number.

But it's a specific number.

>>14407147

I feel gay for commenting on another man's looks, but I have to say, you look a lot better then I do.

>>14407194
His fly is undone.

>>14407194

Oh man

I would post my picture on here but I think my rugged good looks would turn the small remaining straight males here gay

This is probably the worst place to find a date let alone a one night stand.

gang raep anyone?

NINTENDO FANBOY/GIRLISM IS FOR CASUALS.

>>14407227

Do it. :3

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>>14407239
wow you almost look gayer than me

>>14407252

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>>14407234

If you want to start a gay console fanboi fapfest go make a new thread. And you forgot your sage, fagot.

countering faggotry

>>14407258

Thank you.

>>14407168

Oh man I fucking lol'd hard.

>>14407232
I'd generally agree. But since I'm here, that makes this technically the best place, or at least one of the few. Because you can't find ME many other places.

>>14407306
And nothing of value is missing.

Trolling /v/ shouldn't be this easy.