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Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:51 No.20698574

Hey there trainer, looks like you got quite a journey ahead of you, what with Mount Moon being right there and all!

Look man, I don't wanna make a big deal out of this, but I've got a great proposition for you.

Come closer.

Closer.

Look, I've got here a pretty nice Pokemon that I'll sell you for just 500 dollars. You've even got a pretty rare Clefairy there, and usually I'd just demand a trade...But there's something special about you.

Here it is, Magikarp.
One of the finest Pokemon this side of Kanto.

Put this baby at the front of your party, and you won't be sorry. Plus, the odds of you finding one later are pretty slim. Don't pass this up.

I know what you're thinking. You've already got six Pokemon in your party, and you could use that money for Potions and stuff, but let me tell you this. Put that fucking Wartortle away. He's a loser, everyones got one. Who do you see fighting it out with a Magikarp?

Nobody.
Nobody except you, now.

Just five hundred, bro.

Your call.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:52 No.20698599 This guy seems legit. I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:53 No.20698622 Can I at least eat it?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.20698637 i actually feel for this my first playthrough although, it actually IS a good deal, since you can go ahead and grind him into a gyarados early on and dont have to bother with that rod/fishing bullshit

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.20698638 >>20698599 I dunno, man. Seems like, what with it being a cave and all, we should probably just, you know, come back for it. Maybe there's more than just one in the water, you know?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.20698641 Was it only $500? I thought they offered like $1,000,000,000 or was that with the slow poke tails?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:55 No.20698667 >>20698641 Slow poke tails.

>>	Midori-デ !ZOYDDDi9Fk 09/30/08(Tue)03:55 No.20698671 File :1222761321.png-(162 KB, 477x348, 168.png) 500 pokédollars.. that seems like a good deal.... a GREAT deal, in fact.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:56 No.20698688 >>20698574 I'd like to roll a Sense Motive check?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:58 No.20698761 Luckily I have this TM for hyper beam. Maybe Magikarp can use it.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:58 No.20698773 >>20698688 You roll a one. Your instincts tell you to trust this guy implicitly.

Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:59 No.20698793
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Look, I've seen you skeptics before.

You say shit like, Old rod this, and Old rod that. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're not gonna find a better deal than this. Yeah, you COULD, MAYBE get a SLIM shot at getting this stallion of the sea, but at what cost? Is someone just gonna HAND you an Old rod?

Come on, man.
Be sensible.

Five hundred, that's like dick dollars to you people.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)03:59 No.20698799 I hope you all realise that this was actually in Yen. Meaning the thing was probably closer to USD$5

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:00 No.20698812 >>20698773 Alright. I will then proceed to pay him the 500 Pokebuxx for the Magikarp.

>>	6² !ClaffjNll. 09/30/08(Tue)04:00 No.20698823 >>20698574 No way man, there's gotta be some sort of catch. This deal is just TOO good...

>>	Midori-デ !ZOYDDDi9Fk 09/30/08(Tue)04:03 No.20698881 I remember when I first got the $500 Magikarp, I read some shit on gamewinners about leaving it in the daycare til lvl 99 and then it would turn into Mew. :(

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:03 No.20698902 >>20698823 No catch, friend. Just you, me, five hundred cash, and a Pokemon that's sure to be the backbone of your team. A few fights with this baby, and you'll be thinking "Metapo-er-Blastoise who?"

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:03 No.20698905 Damn, you make a pretty persuasive argument. I'll take it.

>>	6² !ClaffjNll. 09/30/08(Tue)04:05 No.20698946 >>20698902 Hmmm... Okay, I'll take it. This is just too good of an offer to pass up.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:05 No.20698968 >>20698902 I'm not convinced. I mean, what level is it? And does it do anything? It looks pretty stupid.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:06 No.20698979 >>20698881 I remember all those supposed glitches for R/B/Y Something about a truck by the S. S. Anne...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:06 No.20698985 >>20698574 I will gladly pay you the sum of three snakes.

Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:09 No.20699048

>>20698968

At first glance, you'll see it's low levelled, and not much about it.

But consider this, it knows no bad habits from former trainers. This baby is locked, loaded, and aiming to please. You can teach it, and it will grow to love you, and you to love it as well.

Also, it comes with it's own special variant of the move "Flail" so you know I'm giving you something special.

>>	Demyx's Blue-Marine !!vjyCRKGc15d 09/30/08(Tue)04:09 No.20699053 I think I'll wait until Diamond and Pearl when its evolved form actually kicks ass.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:11 No.20699096 >>20699053 Why wait, though? Guy, you could have this baby NOW!

>>	Anonymous 09/30/08(Tue)04:12 No.20699125 >>20699053 >>20699096 Do it faggot.