Sounds like a good idea.

ENABLE SV_CHEATS 1
SPAWN WITCHES

WAIT FOR CHOPPER
STAY ON ROOFTOP

>>23151471
>>23151518
how about using the dog?
http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/

i was gone for a month or so when advice dog came around, what was the original source?

IF IDIOTS FALL BEHIND
EUTHANIZE THEM

WHY DONT YOU ASK HER
WHY IS SHE CRYING

>>23151542
Too lazy

REPLACE TANK MUSIC WITH DUKE NUKEM THEME
COME GET SOME

Is that a little girl crying

Go help her up, I'll cover you

RIGHT CLICK THE CARS

TO DRIVE OUT SAFELY

Camp at the end
Pounce at the last second

I always tell people "Whatever you do, dear god don't shoot the car"

Then I shoot it. '

>>23151690
>>23151713
hivemind?

>>23151544
Technically, it started as a /mu/ meme.

>>23151842

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffff
ffffffffff

GET IN THE ELEVATOR

SHOOT THE INCAPACITATED

lulz

FUCK YOU ADVICE DOG

these are some of the worst advice dog edits ever

>>23151669
This is my spray.

Gentlemen, I like Left 4 Dead.
Gentlemen, I like Left 4 Dead.
Gentlemen, I love Left 4 Dead.
I like zombies. I like the Infected. I like aggressive Left 4 Dead. I like defensive Left 4 Dead.
I like alerting the horde. I like Pyrotechnician achievements. I like withdrawing. I like retreating. I like protecting.
On No Mercy. On Death Toll. On Dead Air. On Blood Harvest.
I love every aspect of Left 4 Dead that takes place on this earth.
I like hitting the car moments away from the safehouse, only to be overwhelmed by enemies and causing the mission to fail.
I like getting everyone killed by setting off molotov cocktails in enclosed corridors.
I like it when someone uses a Medpack on green health while the other survivors languish with dwindling health under 30 and nobody else will give their spare medpack or pills.
I like it when someone wastes pipe bombs on two or three enemies, only seconds before the director causes a swarm to come our way.
Watching someone charge off into the distance to get themselves killed is inendurably exciting.
When someone gets vomited on and kills us all with friendly fire, I was at my height.
I like it when everyone rushes off and ignores the smoker killing someone, leaving them to die slowly because everyone else is to lazy to go back.
I like being left incapacitated while people attempt to headshot zombies in the distance because they're chasing the Brain Salad achievement. Losing to the tank because someone wants Akimbo Assassin is the ultimate disgrace
Gentlemen...I desire a Left 4 Dead that is like hell.
Gentlemen, my survivors in the campaign, who follow me... Gentlemen, what do you desire?
Do you desire Left 4 Dead as well? Do you desire a Left 4 Dead starting with No Mercy?
Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of uzi, handgun, shotgun and shove to the limit, one that will kill all the zombies on this planet?
...
Very well... then we shall have Left 4 Dead.

L4D reminds me of what Madagascar would do to it's ports

>>23152243

>>23152530

I LOVE YOU, ADVICE DOG

>>23152663
Already been done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZWlNsGLekU

Also lol aiming on a joypad.

>>23152663
lern2shader

>>23152727
bump

>>23152663
Anyone got the "FUCK UP MEMES, FORGET THE SHADER" version?