Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:27 No.64538XXX
1:Go to 1277627332659.jpg" target="_blank">1277627332.jpg-(77 KB, 408x354, sonic-cirno.jpg)That sounds interesting, let's have a look...
>> Sonic Cirno !!pJzzkK1XqcK 06/27/10(Sun)04:30 No.64539XXX
File1277627457.jpg-(23 KB, 192x177, sonic-cirno.jpg)THERE'S NO TOUHOU
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:31 No.64539XXX
File1277627496.jpg-(6 KB, 200x182, Fryscream.jpg)Not even Pong is safe from being crossed with Twilight.
>> Sonic Cirno !!pJzzkK1XqcK 06/27/10(Sun)04:31 No.64539XXX
File1277627498.jpg-(68 KB, 349x340, sonic-cirno.jpg)Oh wait, there it is
1277627571817.jpg" target="_blank">1277627571.jpg-(7 KB, 208x253, 1266353448862.jpg)>Jak & Daxter X Watchmen
Wait... WHAT?
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:34 No.64539XXX >>64539237
It gets worse. There was one that was that terrible move Jumper, the show Lost, Mario, and Pokemon all in one fanfic. It was a multi chapter fanfic with good punctuation and spelling and grammar. A serious work.
>> Hey Man !SgZq0ErnMQ 06/27/10(Sun)04:35 No.64539XXX
File1277627706.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1275713876245.jpg)>Go into Crossovers
>See Warcraft Crossovers
>See it merged with Sailor moon
>My face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:35 No.64539XXX
File1277627738.png-(12 KB, 446x412, IWILLHATEYOUTODEATH.png)>>64539151
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:37 No.64539XXX Looked up x-com
Doesn't seem too bad actually. No crossovers as far as I can tell.
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:37 No.64539XXX >>64539380
there was some romance fanfic with the rowdyruff boys from powerpuff girls being crossed with the girls from pokemon.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:37 No.64539XXX
File1277627860.jpg-(294 KB, 580x3578, ALLOFMYHATE.jpg)1277627862328.jpg" target="_blank">1277627862.jpg-(52 KB, 500x500, 1276567120709.jpg)>Conker's Bad Fur Day
>Sonic
>> Hey Man !SgZq0ErnMQ 06/27/10(Sun)04:38 No.64539XXX
File1277627929.png-(4 KB, 140x134, 1267876108935.png)>Think the pain is over
>Go back to see Warcraft Crossovers
>Pride and Prejudice, iCarly Crossed with Warcraft.
>My face.
This is not what Grom Hellscream wanted.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:38 No.64539XXX >The line raced downward just in time to catch the little dot. It hit, bounced off, and started toward the other side of the screen.
>Ping.
>As it crossed the center, the other line started to move in order to catch the dot. Once again, there was the contact and bounce.
>Pong.
>All this repeated quite a few times. Suddenly, the screen went blank. Lines and dot alike had disappeared.
>Suddenly, hours later, a familiar glow came back to the screen.
>Ping.
Pong fanfic.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:39 No.64539XXX >Looks for Dead Rising
>See's only Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead and Army of Two
>Army of two
Wat
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:40 No.64539XXX Don't forget to set the rating to all so you can see your favorite videogame characters in crossover porn.
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)04:40 No.64539XXX >>64539625
holy shit
how did they cross iCarly with warcraft?
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:40 No.64539XXX
File1277628035.png-(23 KB, 343x299, 1275242553318.png)>Metal Gear
>Sonic
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:40 No.64539XXX
File1277628044.jpg-(18 KB, 426x304, ifyouestaretoodeepintotheinter(...).jpg)>Exactly one TF2/Sonic and one TF2/Twilight FF.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:40 No.64539XXX
File1277628052.png-(24 KB, 638x399, 755.png)>>64538927
feelsgoodman.jpg
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:41 No.64539XXX
File1277628061.png-(40 KB, 142x165, ducklol.png)>>64539672
Even Left 4 Dead has been crossed with Twilight!
And Red Dead Redemption with Disney!
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)04:41 No.64539XXX >>64539626
That's actually not bad.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:41 No.64539XXX >>64539729
Oh God, post a passage from this glorious story.
>> Sonyfriend !bDfpnWdM1. 06/27/10(Sun)04:42 No.64539XXX
File1277628121.jpg-(34 KB, 425x349, 1277089477034.jpg)I've lost all faith in society...
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:42 No.64539XXX >>64539780
As you wish.
>Bella was very nervous and scarsed as she sae the big castle. "Edward are u sure this is a good idee?" she asked concerned.
>"yes bella I have to do this," Edward answere all sexily as he walked into the big castle. "my powers are dangerous and if I don't do this I might HURT YOU" he said it all angistly and sexy and it made bella sad and turned on. The place was Hogwarts which was where they had to guard and they went in and met all the tf2 people
>"so this is the new recruit?" sniper said all hotlike as he looked over and at at Edward who gave him dark look. "What can he do?"
>"everyone hello this is Edward he is a vamripe and will be helping guard the base because he can see in the dark and protect from the enemy ninjas who want to capture hary potter," said Dumbledore who was with the announcer who was angrily looking at htem angrily. Suddenly, Bella saw scout and he was so cute and she started to get a boner except she couldn't get one cause she was a girl
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:44 No.64539XXX >>64539956
Beat you to it.
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)04:44 No.64540XXX OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE FANFIC FOR GODDAMN ARMORED CORE?
WITH MOTHERFUCKING SAILOR MOON?
I HAVE A NEW STORY TO SHARE WITH /V/
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:44 No.64540XXX
File1277628281.jpg-(41 KB, 704x392, 1267741547260.jpg)>>64539882
>she started to get a boner except she couldn't get one cause she was a girl
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:44 No.64540XXX It gets worse when Naruto and the "hartless" show up.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:44 No.64540XXX >Kingdom Hearts (1,516)
Holy shit
I'm not even gonna check.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:45 No.64540XXX
File1277628317.png-(34 KB, 637x399, 333.png)>>64539882
>Suddenly, Bella saw scout and he was so cute and she started to get a boner except she couldn't get one cause she was a girl
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:45 No.64540XXX >The Incredible Team » by vifetoile89 reviews
Who assembled the nine mercenaries? Someone with a disregard for human life, an eye for team building, and someone with an aversion to superpowers... The answer? Buddy Pine, eccentric billionaire, also known as... Syndrome. X-over: The Incredibles/TF2.
DA THIS COULD WORK
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:45 No.64540XXX >>64539780
1277628446443.jpg" target="_blank">1277628446.jpg-(16 KB, 412x445, HomerSimpson.jpg)Good to see that you are all enjoying these works of art.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:47 No.64540XXX MOTHERFUCKERS
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:48 No.64540XXX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
1277628487644.jpg" target="_blank">1277628487.jpg-(64 KB, 768x432, mad.jpg)>this thread
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:48 No.64540XXX >1277628595176.jpg" target="_blank">1277628595.jpg-(56 KB, 574x528, wellshit.jpg)>Tales of Vesperia x Naruto
I don't even want to read it, how? i mean, WHY?
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:50 No.64540XXX
File1277628658.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, doublesgguy230.jpg)>>64540377
I also got tripples.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:50 No.64540XXX WHY
1277628818519.jpg" target="_blank">1277628818.jpg-(97 KB, 421x512, 1276548308912.jpg)Sonic, The Hedgehog CONVICTION pt1 by BlackKnife12
This story commences with Sonic fighting alongside the U.S. Marine Corps,U.S Army,S.A.S British military and the Task Force 141, as an old Russian nemesis of the United States plans to lie to the government about a connection between Sonic and 9/11!
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:54 No.64540XXX
File1277628853.jpg-(14 KB, 366x367, BilboBaggins.jpg)>>64540646
>Everyone in this thread's face.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:54 No.64540XXX Not vidya but...the BIBLE and GURREN LAGANN?
1277628864534.jpg" target="_blank">1277628864.jpg-(13 KB, 265x297, 1275884723882.jpg)>Read Bioshock x Twilight
>She hugged her knees and looked out the window, "What do these dreams mean? Is there something going on down in Rapture?" She watched the rain pelt against the window. All around the room, various objects were floating around like they had a life of their own. The secrets she has are ones that could change the fabric of life itself, the secrets Of Isabella Swan, once named Isabella Lamb.
>Isabella Lamb
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)04:54 No.64540XXX >>An explosion caused by Double D's latest invention has flung the Eds to a strange new place. Aided by the multi-colored Pikmin, will they ever get home? Ed, Edd, n Eddy/Pikmin
WhatisthisIdon'teven.jpg
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:54 No.64540XXX >>64540721
One day in Gurren Lagann Kamina died, and everyone was sad, but then there was a bright flash of light and Jesus appeared.
"Hey, Kamina, it's Jesus! What's up?" said Jesus.
"Thanks to Jesus, I have returned to life!" said Kamina.
"You're too cool to die," said Jesus, who bumped fists with Kamina.
Simon, Yoko, and all the other people in Team Dai-Gurren waved goodbye to Jesus and Kamina as they got onto their motorcycles with hot rod flames painted on the sides and did a backflip off a ramp as the song "Highway Star" by Deep Purple was played by the angels who had electric guitars shaped like skulls.
"So what do we do now, JC?" asked Kamina.
"We're going to kill the Nazis," said Jesus.
Something in the background exploded and they drove their motorcycles away from it and did a high-five while driving at about a gazillion miles per hour. Jesus is a very good motorcycle driver because it's one of his god powers. Same with Kamina.
All of the Nazis were doing very evil things in a room.
"We are the evil Nazis," said one of them.
That was when Jesus drove his motorcycle through the window and landed on top of the Nazi.
"Alas, I am slain," said the Nazi. Jesus kicked him in the face.
"Oh no!" the Nazis said in unison. "It's Jesus!"
To be continued
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:54 No.64540XXX
File1277628893.png-(233 KB, 400x342, omg.png)1277628929404.jpg" target="_blank">1277628929.jpg-(12 KB, 251x251, Spideyface.jpg)I recall seeing many Justin Bieber fanfictions, all about a girl he falls in love with.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:55 No.64540XXX >>64540755
Then Kamina broke through the other wall of the room on his motorcycle. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" he yelled as he scalped a Nazi with his bowie knife.
The Nazis didn't know who Kamina was because they are from the 1940's and awesome hadn't been invented yet.
Then the Nazis were mad at Jesus so they shot him a bunch of times, but then Jesus absorbed all the bullets into his body and shot them out of his eyeballs back at the Nazis so they died.
"I'm Jesus so I still love you even though you're Nazis and I'm killing you," said Jesus. He's a pretty cool guy.
Kamina did not have to forgive the sins of anybody so he just cut a bunch of Nazis in half with his katana and then did a backflip into his giant robot. Jesus rode on top of the robot like it was a surfboard.
"Let's go find Hitler," said Kamina. There was a Nazi trying to run away so Kamina killed him by looking at him.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:55 No.64540XXX >Doom
>Naruto
Party's over
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:56 No.64540XXX >>64540809
Kamina and Jesus rode the giant robot all the way across Germany. Each time the robot took a step its foot landed on a Nazi and the Nazi's intestines splattered all over the ground.
Jesus said, "Since I have Jesus powers I can tell that Hitler is somewhere nearby." So they decided to look for Hitler.
They found Chester Cheetah instead, who told them "I am Chester Cheetah and not Hitler." So Jesus and Kamina could not kill him because he is a God-fearing Christian who brings joy to people.
Then Chester Cheetah took off his mask, and it was actually Hitler! "I tricked you, Jesus!" said Hitler.
Kamina said, "It's not good to trick Jesus, evil Hitler!" and he kicked Hitler in the face. At the same time, Jesus kicked Hitler in the face from the other direction. It was in slow motion and it looked really cool.
"Hitler, I'm going to kick your ass in the name of the Father, Myself, and the Holy Ghost," said Jesus.
"Me too," said Kamina.
So then Jesus and Kamina charged up all of the Spiral energy in the entire universe through the power of prayer and shot a gigantic laser beam at Hitler so that he died slowly.
"Thank you, Kamina," said Jesus. "If you were any more awesome you would be Jesus too."
Then Kamina and Jesus high-fived each other since all the Nazis were dead.
The End
I don't even know....
>> Sonyfriend !bDfpnWdM1. 06/27/10(Sun)04:56 No.64540XXX
File1277629000.jpg-(143 KB, 544x400, 1276325720746.jpg)>this thread
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:56 No.64540XXX >>64540725
SRJASG AS AS GSBADGJDSHGSD GSD'G
GSDGSD GLSDHSDH
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:57 No.64540XXX These have to be elaborate trolls. It's just not fucking possible to write some 11 chapters about Mass Effect and Naruto or Sonic and Call of Duty.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:57 No.64540XXX TF2 x Twilight x Naruto x Harry Potter x Kingdom Hearts
And the kid can't even spell.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:57 No.64540XXX >>64540843
>No entries found
PHEW
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX >>64540809
>>64540755
This gotta be a joke.
Not vidya but...
ICYHOT
A Zutara Love Epic
Katara was wondering through the woods when all of a sudden Zuko leapt out and captured her.
"Ahahaha" he said "now I've got you captured and the Avatar will have to come find you and then I will capture him muahahahaha!"
Katara was distraught, and Zuko tied her up sexily. Zuko looked into her icy orbs with his fiery gold orbs and noticed she was attractive. But no he shouldnt be feeling this way shes just a peasant and he's a prince. He was in emotional turmoil so he went to his ship cabin to be confused.
Uncle came to him and said "whats wrong prince Zuko?" and Zuko said "none of your business!" very angry. He slept an emo sleep that night, he had a dream with a fiery dragon who falls in love with a fish person. It was very deep.
The next day Zuko was angry and Katara tried to be nice to him but he was like "no go away peasant wench!"
Then Zuko went to take a bath in a river and Katara went out to collect firewood and saw him naked. She blushed because she thought he was hot. Zuko turned around then and saw her and they were startled.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" he said extra angry and she got scared and Zuko felt bad so he kissed her. Katara looked into his orbs and kissed him back. Then he took off his pants and his member popped out, boing!
Katara took off her clothes, and her vagina was wet. She was a waterbender so she gets extra wet. Zuko stuck his penis in her and his penis thrust in happily. His penis was hot because he was a firebender and it evaporated her vagina juices.
He thrust in and out super hard and Katara was like "ohhhhh" sexily. His penis was feeling maximum pleasuromity and he orgasmed fire! The fire burned Katara's vagina but she was like "it's cool" because it was sexy pain. They had sex then after she decided to go with him because she loved him even though they were so different like ying and yang.
The End.
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX >>64540936
Apparently you are unaware of just how pathetic fanfiction writers are.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX
File1277629104.jpg-(33 KB, 546x448, 26749_112257428809313_11225436(...).jpg)>my face when gaia online is in the games section
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX >>64540997
>Resident Evil x Metal Gear
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX
File1277629124.jpg-(3 KB, 96x126, 1267820640937.jpg)Tom searched, searched and them...found Samus Suit. He looked inside, but carelessly he activated it and got stuck inside. Luckly, he was in the right position, legs down and head up. Unluckly, he activated Samus loneliness's striker. It was a device prepared to make Samus feel comfortable. Tom didn't understood, and two small phallic objects appeared in the front and in the rear, at the pelvic region of the suit, were, coincidentally, Tom's puss ass was accommodated. The two phallic metal vibrating and shiny pieces tried to penetrate the poor cat. Tom got uneasy and with all of his strenght runned inside the suit, trying to fleet the evil puss-de-virginization contraptions. Meowws and screams could be heard at all the bar and Samus went to check the strange occurence in the locker.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX
File1277629129.png-(8 KB, 357x302, 1277124924254.png)Thief series & Ninja Turtles
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)04:58 No.64541XXX >>64540997
1277629225041.jpg" target="_blank">1277629225.jpg-(7 KB, 214x190, 1277008804118.jpg)>my face every crossover mentioned in this thread
>> Hey Man !SgZq0ErnMQ 06/27/10(Sun)05:00 No.64541XXX >he two phallic metal vibrating and shiny pieces tried to penetrate the poor cat. Tom got uneasy and with all of his strenght runned inside the suit, trying to fleet the evil puss-de-virginization contraptions.
>> Worthless Brotoplasm !z48r7Qz3Ks 06/27/10(Sun)05:00 No.64541XXX >EarthBound and twilight crossover
>Has absoluetly nothing to do with EarthBound
>thankful in many ways.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:02 No.64541XXX >>64541185
Wait WAIT WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
>> Supreme Faggot 06/27/10(Sun)05:02 No.64541XXX THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS >:C
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)05:02 No.64541XXX >>64541317
It appears to be an erotic Metroid/Tom and Jerry crossover.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:03 No.64541XXX >>64540143
oh god
>So Pikachu to go in the store and stealing of Umbrella!
>"Oh no I am stolen" say Umbrella.
this is gold
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:03 No.64541XXX >EarthboundxTwilight
OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:03 No.64541XXX I'm more shocked there are 16 Mana Khemia crossover fics ALL BY DIFFERENT AUTHORS.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:03 No.64541XXX
File1277629428.jpg-(15 KB, 383x382, 1276355378770.jpg)how in the fuck could they crossover left 4 dead with final fantasy 7?
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:03 No.64541XXX >>64541390
Oh wait someone already posted it.
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)05:04 No.64541XXX There is also one where when Aerith dies, she goes to the Twilight universe.
Evidentally she was an evil woman.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:04 No.64541XXX 1277629469939.png" target="_blank">1277629469.png-(14 KB, 600x403, 34986943.png)1277629519052.gif" target="_blank">1277629519.gif-(7 KB, 650x450, 1269578726634.gif)>iCarly X Animorphs
MY CHILDHOOD!
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:05 No.64541XXX I win.
There's not a single Jade Cocoon fic.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:05 No.64541XXX 1277629640312.jpg" target="_blank">1277629640.jpg-(210 KB, 500x637, fxgxgfxg.jpg)>Minesweeper x Twilight
wat
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:07 No.64541XXX Good news - Duke Nukem not included!
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:07 No.64541XXX
File1277629649.jpg-(20 KB, 277x264, 1269247623680.jpg)>Fullmetal Alchemist x His Dark Materials
I am okay with this.
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)05:08 No.64541XXX >>64541652
And as they took the computer memory chip apart, he died a quick, easy death, miserably in love and with no idea that, despite being convinced that no one could ever love him, he was very much loved.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:08 No.64541XXX
File1277629685.png-(57 KB, 998x714, confused_bass.png)1277629934227.jpg" target="_blank">1277629934.jpg-(97 KB, 427x640, cat woman.jpg)1277629970689.gif" target="_blank">1277629970.gif-(5 KB, 80x80, comics_vgcatsLeoInAnimalCrossi(...).gif)>MediEval mixed with Ninja turtles
WHATTHEFUCKAMIREADING
1277629982094.jpg" target="_blank">1277629982.jpg-(27 KB, 400x312, 1269752741121.jpg)>Alan Wake X Cthulhu Mythos
I am ok with this!
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:13 No.64542XXX
File1277629989.jpg-(104 KB, 648x471, 1275625628138.jpg)>search killer instinct
>no crossover bullshit
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:13 No.64542XXX Dead Space and Kim Possible??? What the hell.
1277630016111.jpg" target="_blank">1277630016.jpg-(19 KB, 320x240, 1272654874451.jpg)>Check Oh My Goddess crossovers
>See Buffy, Stargate and Ironman among the standard Inuyasha and Naruto mixups
>Then I see NCIS
>There's two of them
>My face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:13 No.64542XXX
File1277630028.jpg-(56 KB, 300x300, i so mad.jpg)>1277630030340.jpg" target="_blank">1277630030.jpg-(3 KB, 126x120, 1276785211565.jpg)>>64541013
>boing!
>She was a waterbender so she gets extra wet.
>he orgasmed fire!
>she was like "it's cool"
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)05:14 No.64542XXX >>64541990
Neither of them. I actually included them because Sonic is my friend's favorite series and he raged when I showed him the Twilight and Call of Duty crossovers.
My favorite series is MetalGear, and it has its share of crossover rape as well.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:15 No.64542XXX >El Chavo del Ocho not found
Childhood saved
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:15 No.64542XXX
File1277630122.gif-(26 KB, 500x620, moe.gif)>Ha! Timesplitters will be immune to such fanfi-
>Sailor moon Timesplitters crossover
>My face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:16 No.64542XXX oddworld x pokemon m-rated fanfic.
1277630213152.png" target="_blank">1277630213.png-(71 KB, 220x216, Smug_Time_Man.png)>No Snake Rattle and Roll!
>My face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX This thread is a lot funnier if you read it like that guy who read Half Life: Full life consequences
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX I don't own Naruto.
Warning: Will have mild cursing.
You sit there looking at a screen. The screen is at first blank, but then words appear on it. They read,
"Calculating…" You wait for a moment until the words change, "Data calculated, now accessing internal files." On the screen was a loading bar, but it then changed to show a profile. It reads,
"Regiment #: 7
Unit Type: Spartan-2
Personnel:
Naruto (Sierra N-54) O.M. (OOC: For reference, OM stands for Original Member.)
Sakura (Sierra S-238) O.M.
Sasuke (Sierra S-421) O.M.
Kiba (Sierra K-26)
Shino (Sierra S-32)
Shikamaru (Sierra S-122)
Group Status: Red"
"FRAG OUT!" Naruto yelled, throwing a grenade which sent several grunts flying.
"I'll kill you!" yelled a brute, charging at their location.
"Go to hell!" Sasuke knifed the Brute when he came close enough. A grunt threw a plasma grenade into their trench.
"Move, move, move!" They moved out of the way as it blew up. Luckily, it only affected their energy shields.
"Last mag!" Kiba yelled after he emptied a clip into a brute.
"Here, borrow mine." Naruto said, giving him a magazine.
"Thanks." Everyone shot at the enemies. A blue beam shot at the group, barely missing.
"CRAP! Shino, sniper!" Shino switched to his sniper rifle, and counter-sniped a jackal. After killing the jackal, the group of covenant retreated.
"Everyone okay?" Sakura asked, pulling out her med kit.
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX >Metal Gear and Looney Tunes Crossover.
>Also Metal Gear and Kim Possible. And Harry Potter.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX
File1277630259.jpg-(24 KB, 352x247, What the hell.jpg)>Silent Hill X Twilight
No.... NO!
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX >Hitman x Harry Potter
OH WHAT THE FU-
>Agent 47 is contracted by the agency to kill members of the Order of the Phoenix and the trio.
imokwiththis.jpg
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:17 No.64542XXX 1277630366166.jpg" target="_blank">1277630366.jpg-(164 KB, 418x356, sonic_jackson.jpg)well shit
1277630397228.jpg" target="_blank">1277630397.jpg-(523 KB, 1362x2025, soap_003.jpg)>AMG x Warcraft
Fuck this.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:20 No.64542XXX 1277630456084.jpg" target="_blank">1277630456.jpg-(39 KB, 762x424, 1276621789264.jpg)Konami Super Fan Fiction
Big Boss invading Castlevania with the help of Alucard.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:20 No.64542XXX "We're here." Shino said, pointing to a large group of covenant ahead of them.
"They haven't spotted us yet, so we should make a plan right now." Shikamaru yelled to the other Warthog.
"What do you have in mind?" Naruto yelled back.
"You guys go head on and distract them; we'll go around and flank them. We'll meet up at the base that's currently being occupied by our troops."
"Sounds like a plan, Stan!" Naruto drove forward, going straight for the Covenant while Shino drove around to flank them. Naruto rammed an Elite, sending it flying into another elite which had an energy sword. Sakura killed it, while Sasuke shot at other Covenant. Naruto drove into a brute, killing it instantly.
Shino was driving around them, when they came up to a road block.
"Crap, they have this path secured!" Shikamaru yelled.
"Can't we just plow through it?"
"Yeah, but it's going to be harder since we don't have the others with us this time."
"We won't die will we?"
"You know as well as I do that that's never a guarantee."
"Let's do it then." Kiba always treated that kind of answer from Shikamaru as whatever he wanted to hear.
"Fine." Shikamaru started firing at the road block, but nobody fired back.
"Hm… Seems deserted…" A Chieftain could be seen yelling "RAAAAH!" and charging towards their vehicle.
"Never mind. Back, back, back!" Shino went in reverse as Shikamaru shot at it with his turret, managing to kill it before it turned on its invincibility.
"Go, go, go!" Shino drove through the road block. He eventually came to the army of covenant, and plowed through that, coming to the base where their fellow soldiers were. They drove into its vicinity, then got out and ran into the base.
"You guys are here just in time!" A marine said, "We couldn't have held out much longer…"
"Just be glad we're here."
>> PSN: DUALITIES 06/27/10(Sun)05:21 No.64542XXX >>64542279
And then Edward removed his shirt, tilting his head back and shouting to the heavens
WOLOLO
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:21 No.64542XXX
File1277630467.jpg-(76 KB, 519x600, 1242669930890.jpg)>Sonic the Hedgehog and Battlefield Crossovers
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:21 No.64542XXX >>64542372
kids show that is pedo magnet and kids game that is furry magnet
you honestly thought there would be no crossover?
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:21 No.64542XXX >>64542400
Nope he's actually using guns against them.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:21 No.64542XXX
File1277630482.jpg-(26 KB, 386x500, 1276984688264.jpg)GOD HANDOM HEARTS
THIS IS FUCKING REAL
1277630609314.jpg" target="_blank">1277630609.jpg-(42 KB, 400x313, ThisIsAnOutrage.jpg)>>64542520
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:24 No.64542XXX >Demon's souls
>No relevent results
Phew...
>> Sonyfriend !bDfpnWdM1. 06/27/10(Sun)05:24 No.64542XXX >>64542628
GODDAMN IT OP WHY DID YOU START ALL THIS!?
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:25 No.64542XXX >>64542498
Not if I was writing it.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:25 No.64542XXX THERE'S EVEN SOME ABOUT CRYSIS WHAT THE FUCK
>> Cyborg Allah 06/27/10(Sun)05:25 No.64542XXX
File1277630736.jpg-(31 KB, 441x495, SolidSnake.jpg)>>64542679
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:25 No.64542XXX >>64542436
>Joshua called an ambulance, and Cap was rushed to the hospital with first degree burns to the colon.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:25 No.64542XXX (this is mildly offtopic but I somehow can't post pictures. I allways get: updating index, and the post gets deleted. Anyone know whats causing this?)
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:26 No.64542XXX
File1277630762.jpg-(20 KB, 221x217, 1271268521616.jpg)>>64541013
>Zuko looked into her icy orbs with his fiery gold orbs>>64541013
Stand back! This dudes balls are staring down her boobs.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:26 No.64542XXX
File1277630784.gif-(1.18 MB, 240x180, 1277475262584.gif)>Oddworld being crossed with sonic and pokemon.
WTF MAN
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:27 No.64542XXX 1277630894023.png" target="_blank">1277630894.png-(355 KB, 629x908, 1273804995524.png)1277630946115.jpg" target="_blank">1277630946.jpg-(39 KB, 221x222, portrait_kaz-hirai.jpg)>>64542760
Oh well I guess some of this shit is actually funny
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:29 No.64542XXX
File1277630952.jpg-(20 KB, 337x300, 6a00d83452254a69e200e54f69ee1d(...).jpg)>>64542812
>My face when the Pokemon one is porn related
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:29 No.64543XXX >>64542936
1277631095018.jpg" target="_blank">1277631095.jpg-(10 KB, 358x239, 1269201704352.jpg)Half-Life and Sonic:
1277631160741.jpg" target="_blank">1277631160.jpg-(35 KB, 480x480, 1276195369821.jpg)>Punch out
>Dr. Who
1277631184542.jpg" target="_blank">1277631184.jpg-(33 KB, 308x219, nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooossssnn(...).jpg)Dragon Age: Les Enfants Terribles
>my face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:33 No.64543XXX >>64543124
You better start checking Youtube for this!
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:34 No.64543XXX >Gordon Fucks Bella
Gordon stood proud in his boxers, with his towering mammoth of a penis fully erect before him. Bella stood in total awe, it was the most beautiful penis she ever saw. She knew right away that she would have to get complete naked and insert it into her wet and pulsating pussy. Gordon grabbed and her tits and commencing licking while she moaned in pleasure.
Then, another girl popped out. She was super hot, with blonde hair and massive boobs. Gordon grinned wide and put on his cool ass aviator sunglasses . Oh yeah he was gonna have a thee-way.
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:35 No.64543XXX
File1277631308.jpg-(38 KB, 238x261, 1277553265572.jpg)>Disgaea Crossover Fanfiction
>Naruto
>My face
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:35 No.64543XXX
File1277631314.jpg-(97 KB, 427x640, 028.jpg)Pikmin and Ed Edd and Eddy
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
1277631357371.jpg" target="_blank">1277631357.jpg-(14 KB, 245x251, 1276629085665.jpg)>Team Fortress 2
>Kingdom Hearts
>"What the hell?" Xigbar said jumping back a bit.
>"Combat is to begin in 5 minutes." a pleasant female voice said "Protect the briefcase. All players prepare for battle."
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:36 No.64543XXX
File1277631395.jpg-(1.66 MB, 2500x2010, 1277326932530.jpg)>>64540108
>Hheavey
I can't stop laughing.
>> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)05:36 No.64543XXX 1277631565275.jpg" target="_blank">1277631565.jpg-(69 KB, 553x369, OB-DM152_0413ob_G_200904131321(...).jpg)>Twilight (5,883)
1277631741215.png" target="_blank">1277631741.png-(6 KB, 204x215, 1275089810591.png)> Homeworld crossovers
> No sonic and shit crossovers
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
> See Lucky Star and Naruto crossover shit
> my face
