I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 AM!)

>>48751527
I am the anime your friends won't stop talking about!

Remember that episode where he was killing people that were out past curfew?

Why did they try to undo that again?

I AM THE FAN-FIC THAT HAS A GREAT CONCEPT BUT THE WRITER IS NOT VERY GOOD.

OH BOY 3 AM!

I am the character in that video game that breaks the balance!

I am the obscure reference that you won't admit you don't understand!

I AM THAT RESEARCH PAPER THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT UNTIL LAST MINUTE!

Speaking of which, I should get back to work

I am the character who was in a few amazing stories but is almost always written horribly!

I am the huge ugly cut on your foot that you have NO IDEA how it got there!

I am the odd lump that worries you but you're too scared to ask a doctor about!

I am the headache after you thought you drank moderately.

I am the Chansey that runs when you throw bait!

I am the irritation in your throat the day before you get a full-blown cold!

I am the song that you can't resist dancing to when you're in your car!

I am the stream of that movie you really wanted to see but was way laggy and the streamer just wouldn't shut up.

I am the itch in your ear that you get after you run out of Q-tips!

I am the angry customer who complains every visit yet continues to shop at your store!

I am the terror that faps in the night.

I am the flickering light that implies an impending power outage!

I am the anon who derails a potential good thread!

I am the reminder that Ted Kord committed suicide!

I am the /v/ post that makes you realize that people dont get what you're referencing when you say this!
>>186693154

I am that popcorn husk that gets stuck between your teeth.

I am the Red Ring of Death that bricks your XBox 360!

I am waifu that has no quality Rule 34 art!

I am that piece of fanart you never bothered finishing.

>>48751922
>>48751934
>>48751995
>>48752141
FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

I am the younger sibling that cries to Mom to make you let me play with your stuff!

I am the buzzword that always makes you cringe!

I am the fat girl who follows you around at school like a lost puppy!

>>48752367
I am the post you try to delete that remains because of Auto Update!

Why doesn't Darkwing just kill Quackerjack?

I am the shadow on the moon at night. Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

I am the condom that breaks just before you orgasm!

I am the post that was deleted before you found the thread, that every post afterwards replies to!

I am the meme that is used incorrectly!

DARK WING DUCK! HES A HERO! GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!

I am Batman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXP9Tpvyvro
I am the batteries not included!

I am the corporation that shuts down your favorite production studio after buying it!

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

>>48752439

wasn't quackerjack like, magic, or something?

I AM THE TROLL YOU SPEND HOURS ARGUING WITH!

I am the major comic book event whose plotline requires half the cast to act like idiots in order to work!

I am the torrent you always wanted to download but kept delaying because there was always something more important but saved in the bookmarks so you could return one day only to find out that there are no seeders anymore and no one bothered to upload another one anywhere else.

I am the sock you could never find - oh cool, there it is.

I am the sneeze that just won't come out!