Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:29
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Welcome to Mr. Bones Jurassic Park!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:30
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Located on a remote island in the tropics, Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park enjoys great weather year round!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:30
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I have my attention...
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:31
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>>190462503you have mine.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:31
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05/19/13(Sun)23:31
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05/19/13(Sun)23:32
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>>190462480Don't just take my word for it. Listen what our visitors have to say about the great climate.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:33
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:33
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The prime attraction in Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park is our humble-sized nature preserve. This scenic swamp is home to nearly 60 velociraptors
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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>>190462701Someone's gonna photoshop soak below that lady's face.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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>>190462843I like where this is going.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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>>190462843OH BOY HERE WE GO!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462843Visitors are welcome to tour our velociraptor swamp ranch with their very own Jurassic Park rental jeep.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462843What could possibly go wrong.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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link?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462843>small swap>60 raptors
Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463103>DINO RAMPAGE!Here we go
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463150RIP in piece Oklahoma
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463103Just listen to what some our satisfied customers have to say.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463103D-D-D-DINO RAMPAAGE
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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my body is ready
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463239>I DIDN'T PAY TO GET EATEN!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463226OKC here, I'm alright
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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I love natural history museums and I especially love the dinosaur skeletons. This is going to be great!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463239>I didn't pay to get eaten! I demand to be looked afterWhat an entitled little bitch
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463226RIP AND TEAR ON TULSA TIME
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:38
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>>190463239this game is a little dark
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:38
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op..?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:39
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>>190463239Some visitors are even lucky enough to witness one of our fan favorite free-range T-Rex
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:39
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>>190462843>60 velociraptors
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:39
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>>190463450look at all these tornadoes in Tulsa
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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>>190463624Just look at this lucky dinosaur fan.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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>>190463624>dat crying face
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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>>190463624>free range T-Rex
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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>>190463624>free-range T-Rex
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Literally my favourite thing to do in this game.
Many hours happily spent.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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>>190463624>free-range T-Rex
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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This thread is going places.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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what game
is it even good
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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>>190463759>Not running faster than a T-Rexplebs deserve it
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463239>I didn't pay to get eaten Fucking entitled tourists. Did you think the fence was included in your ticket price?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463759CLOSE THE PORTS
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463759This park looks
jawesome!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463759>Customer gets eaten>Pay $10,000 to take care of it
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190464005Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
It's great, if a bit simple
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947Not one person leaves Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park dissatisfied...because at Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, their isn't an exit!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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I had that game
It was fucking glorious 10/10 would play again
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947>Samuel L. Jackson
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190464165Did that really need to be 1.44 MB anon?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947Why is that customer only worth 5,000 but the first one was worth 10,000?
What the hell?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190464005Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis. It's pretty fun, but I was annoyed that you could only get three dig sites for your park. You couldn't get all the Dinosaurs into one park.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463895>The one sign that flies through the windowAlways freaked me out as a
teenager.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947It looks like the guy with the black shirt is just itching his ass and not giving a fuck about the T-Rex right behind him
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464321
I loved Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis. Xbox version of it is rare as fuck.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464325
Stop trying to recreate magic. This isn't that funny.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464341
>>190464184This is fucking perfect.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464356
>>190464165>Hold on to your butts
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464363
>>190464261Chink women cost more than lazy fat american man
Check your privilege
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464364
>>190462359 >mr. bones is setting up franchisesW-will it never end...?!
Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190463947>Weather finally gets sunny after months of rain and tornadoes>2 free-range T-rexes
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464325Shut up, yes it is
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464242i like em big bb ;)
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464396
>>190464261The first guy was more
privileged
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464020>running from a T-RexNigga u supposed to stand still
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>1904642612nd one was a chick and the feminist lobby urged Senator Johnson to support women being worth more than men
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464248I just noticed that. The first was for 2 of them.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
190464448
>>1904642612 x 5,000 = 10,000 you ultramaroon
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
190464471
>>190464321THIS GAME SELLS FOR 175 FUCKING DOLLARS. I GAVE IT TO SOME KID IN EXCHANGE FOR EMPIRE EARTH 2. Seriously, what the fuck.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
190464474
Oh god yes this game. I remember they had a movie based mod for it that made raptors 10x more terrifying, they worked together, 100% more aggressive, and constantly tried to escape, and would given enough tries as fences would weaken after repeated attempts
>park with 100 raptors, 1 shelter guarded by 2 chain gun turrets, 1 road, 500 visitors.
>fence breaks down during storm
1 guest made it
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190462359This was bound to happen...
Do one for Zootycoon1's expansion pack next time.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464321I played the Xbox version
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464165Oh my god is that supposed to be Samuel L. Jackson?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464571
>get eaten by trex
>only liable to 5000 dollars
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464575
>>190464364There's so many tycoon games out there of varying qualities, it will never end.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464582
>>190464364What else could Mr. Bones expand into?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464606
>>190464415Not if you run faster, bitch
yeah I fucked that up
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464626
>>190464264On the PC, you can unlock all 9 by editing the .ini file.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464629
>>190463239>reviews from satisfied customers>I"M AFRAID I'M GOING TO DIE HEREhuehhuehehuhue
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>reading this thread
>get to the FATALITY
>suddenly honk honk outside my window
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>>190463718>>190463450Fuck you faggots, I'm in Shawnee. I saw that shit from my porch.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464673
>>190464415>Because they've been badly informed. VERY badly informed.I wish they had that line in the second movie.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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>>190464261It piles. They are both worth 5.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
190464736
>>190464571YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PAY THE FUCKING T-REX INSURANCE
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
190464760
>>190464648must have been
fun
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
190464786
How is this Mr. Bones, exactly?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464005operation genesis is the best park sim since
operation genesis
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
190464837
I-is there any more OP?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
190464839
>>190464582Sea-world
Tropico
Prison Tycoon (would be glorious)
Hotel Tycoon
Railroads
The Playboy Mansion
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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WHERE'S THE REST MR. BONES?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464729yes
i don't know how but yes
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464474Okay, that's it. Reinstalling.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464369I didn't picture it, but I actually about 10 T-rexes going around.
You can see them in the background here
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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http://youtu.be/QbojgsNLv1U
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
190464971
>>190464885>running towards itthese niggas dumb
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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>>190464885>10 t-rexes going aroundOh my Lord
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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THIS PARK IS WILD!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
190465043
>>190464885>Breaking characterDammit Bones
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
190465051
>>190464729I like it, but it'll take some thinkin'.
>>190464839Oh heck yes. I'll see what i can do.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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>>190464832But... that isn't what made Mr. Bones good. This like babbys first time messing around. Mr. Bones was a work of art.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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>>190464885THEY HUNT IN PACKS.
MANKIND IS FUCKED.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
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>>190464582Air Traffic Control Tycoon
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
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>>190464885SAM NEIL LIED TO US.
THE T.REX ARE THE ONES WHO HUNT IN PACKS.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
190465231
>>190464786Clearly Mr. Bones is being used now when referring to theme parks from hell in general now.
>>190464582Ski Resort Tycoon.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
190465324
>>190465126ARMED RAPTORS, ARISEN
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
190465329
>>190464474Who was that one, brave soldier?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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>>190464885>10 T-Rex running around the park on a wild lunch-rush.This game is actually really macabre.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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>>190465175Oh, that's horrifying
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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>>190464885>They move in herds, they DO move in herds, do you see that Ellie?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
190465398
Where is the Mr. Bones Theme Hospital?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
190465423
>>190465175>Action ParkOh man, my uncle broke a leg on that alpine slide, and my father almost drowned.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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>>190464885But what about the raptors?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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>>190465361That t-rex looks like he's about to boogie
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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I wish I was home, not soaked to the bone.
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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>>190465361>>that black guy's face
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
190465524
>>190464474>parents were killed in the attack>becomes raptor themed superhero
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
190465570
>>190463624Look at that cleaning crew.
Absolutely 0 fucks given.
Dr. Robotussin
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
190465612
>>190464729Haha, the joke is that ANNO is a very slow and boring game right?
Admit it ANNO is pretty fucking slow.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
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>>190465361Oh, they have a hospital. How thoughtful.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
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>>190465426The raptors ended up being a let down. I spent 3 hours breeding 60 raptors, and bascially they just jump into the jeep.
I might load my park back up and let them lose and see what happens.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465715
I'm fucking saving this thread to my hard drive
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465751
>>190465361AWWW SHEIT I HOPE T-REXS DONT LIKE DARK MEAT
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
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>>190465361AWWW HERE IT GOES.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465783
>>190465423My fatass mom got stuck in that loop-de-loop water slide like the one day I ever saw it open. Christ that was embarrassing.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:56
190465880
>>190465783I did once.
I'm not even fat, I just sat up and lost all momentum.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:56
190465886
>>190465701Do it right now
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:57
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>>190464839>Tropico>Build it so most people live in land>Destroy all roads leading out>Surround the tightly packed settlement with EL PRESIDENTE statues.>One farm>Grows Papaya>Laugh as Tropicans starve to death, fighting over Papayas.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:57
190466029
>>190465701>Jump into the jeep
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:58
190466072
>>190465701YOU'RE BREAKING CHARACTER MR. BONES.
MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS GONE.
If you weren't really prepared, why make a thread? Feels incomplete.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:58
190466078
>>190465937You sick, twisted soul.
I love it.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
190466168
>>190465423>Action ParkHoly shit it's like /v/ made a real-life park
This is just like my rollercoaster tycoons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action
_Park
Dr. Robotussin
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
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>>190465937You mean like this?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
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>>190465937Perfect. Just perfect.
Someone get started on this.
Anonymous
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05/20/13(Mon)00:00
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>>190465175Has he done a prison tycoon?
Anonymous
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>>190466216>That lack of housingWhat the fuck are you doing amigo
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466331Why would you build houses when they can build their own.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466072Yeah this whole thing now deflated disappointingly.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466168>The sleds themselves were a large factor in the injuries. A stick that was supposed to control speed led, in practice, to just two options on the infrequently maintained vehicles: extremely slow, and a speed described by one former employee as "death awaits."
Anonymous
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466309Working one one now
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466216Vaguely
But you gotta build tenements and make them free so everyone moves into them.
Block the area off, destroy the roads, and fence them in with your PRESIDENTES. I would do this, but I need to go to bed soon, I'm due in at work in 5 hours, and I need some sleep.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>mfw all these comments about tornadoes in Oklahoma
I was right in the middle of them and we didn't even fucking get rain.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>>190464885Is that T-Rex's name Harvey?
Anonymous
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>>190465361shIT I DROPPED ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>>190466331>>implyign hoovervilles are not much more cost efficient than actual building codes and regulationsIt's like you don't like a liberterian utopia or something.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>>190466445To prevent a revolución
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>>190465774Oh god it is him.
Looks like Kenan and Kel picked a bad day to ditch school and take a trip to Jurassic Park.
Sounds like a perfect idea.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>Prison Tycoon
>dystopian nightmare prison where entire sections are controlled by the inmates, the guards serve to keep the inmates contained guarding the outer wall
>non stop scavenging and fighting for supplies
>ERT goes in shotguning everyones shit
>the ride never ends, even at the electric chair
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:03
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>>190465175>the ride never lands
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:03
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>>190466619>not preventing it with a private militaryWhat are you, some sort of democratic pig?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:04
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>put Spinos and T-rexes in the same fences
they fight and eat each others
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:04
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>>190466168That place was great. I remember they had beer kiosks and shit. Drunk people and deadly rides is a fun combo.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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>operation genesis
Oh man, i have this game lying around somewhere on an actual physical disc (remember those?)
i'll have to reinstall it now.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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>>190466682>tfw I decided to get Tabloid Tycoon instead of Prison TycoonWorst decision of my life. Fucking piece of shit game
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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>>190466168The best part is that the park actually had to buy the municipality ambulances so the hospitals could keep up with the demand generated by the park.
To be fair to the park though, much of the injuries and deaths were the patrons own fucking faults. The park advertised heavily to poor people in NYC and as a result there were a ton of people visiting the water park who couldn't fucking swim. And as if visiting a water park when you can't swim isn't stupid enough, these people would actually wade into the deep end of pools because THEY WOULD FORGET THAT THEY COULDN'T FUCKING SWIM.
Anonymous
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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>>190466831T-rex would have a hard time beating a Spino, it wouldn't win so easily.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
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>>190466689ohchrist I can't stoplaughing
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
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>>190466831didn't the spino kill the t-rex in that movie
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
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>>190466216what game is that?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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>>190464885OH FUCK YES, this thread made it worth coming here today
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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>>190467128The game is much more accurate than the movie.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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>>190466970It was a bit of both.
>Super Speedboats: These were set up in a small pond, known by staff to be heavily infested with snakes. They were supposed to be driven around a small island in the middle at 35-40 mph (56–64 km/h). While, unlike the land vehicles, there was no way to tamper with them and increase their speed, many riders nonetheless used them to play bumper boat, and one seriously inebriated rider had to be rescued by the attendant lifeguard after his boat capsized following a collision.>Bumper boats: This ride was supposedly safer, but the engines often leaked gasoline, at least once requiring medical attention for one rider who got too much on his skin. As with the Super Speedboats mentioned above, the bumper boat pond was infested with snakes, and the boats themselves were notoriously difficult to maneuver, so much so that the employees who worked there in 1990 were reduced to shouting "Skee-Da-Va", "Squeeze The Wheeze", and other nonsense. It made no difference, because riders could neither understand instructions above the din of the noisy engines nor control the skittering boats in any event
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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>>190467131George Lopez Simulator
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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>>190463895THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING FAMILIAR WHATS IT FROM
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
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Hello, and welcome to the Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve information Pamphlet. As you may already know, our scenic reserve is home to nearly 60 raptors.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
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>>190467131Tropico 3 or 4
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
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>I didn't know prison tycoon was a thing until today
I know what I'm doing for the next month
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:09
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>>190463239>I demand to be protected!Fucking entitled customers.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:09
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05/20/13(Mon)00:10
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>>190467361Our preserve was orginal built to protect this endangered and misunderstood species from the harsh cruelty of man and nature.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:10
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>>190467290Seconding, I swear it was on Nick or Cartoon network
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:10
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467603Flying
Raptors
Dear god
Imagine one of those things landing in front of you from the sky
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467603IS THAT COW CLIMBING THE ELECTRIC FENCE?
HOLY FUCK, FUCK DINOSAURS, COWS ARE WHERE IT'S AT
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467026And then there's this faggot
T-Rex has a much larger head size, its bite is much more powerful and lethal than the Spino's claws and alligator jaw.
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>>190467603Previously, the wonders of this park could be explored only through guided group tours.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467603Where do I have to dig to get the Cow-Rex?
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467603>>tornado still raging and killing
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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>>190467603>Flying raptorsThe future is here, and it is terrifying.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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>>190467725Don't forget they're probably touching that electric fence
Flying
Electric
Raptors
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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>>190467603>that cow survived long enough amongst those raptors to die in that tornado
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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>>190467760Spino's mouth was made to bleed out large prey faggot. T-Rex would have gotten fucked up despite winning.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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is this a mod of sim theme park?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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a T-rex fight vs T-rex which T-rex will win?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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>>190467915>Spinosaurus>eating anything bigger than fishl2dinosaur
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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>>190467784But we here at Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve are proud to be able to open this park for general public walk-throughs for the first time.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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>>190467939No, it's an actual game. Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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>>190468010Do the T-rex have names?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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>>190468010Left T-Rex is a beta faggot, right T-Rex wins.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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>>190468015spinosaur, even.
It's teeth are designed to catch fish.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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>>190465783>getting stuck in a water slidehello phobia
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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>>190467603>RAPTORNADObut
why
Anonymous
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>>190468126you're right look at him, he's a pussy ruining away from the fight and he's intimidate by the other T-rex
Anonymous
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>>190468165Looks safe, right? They didn't put any effort into designing it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:16
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What are some other good games for dicking around like this in? I've already created plenty of Rollercoaster Tycoon torture parks and a post-apocalyptic, Waterworld inspired Zoo Tycoon: Marine Mania zoo.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468413>3 goatswhy are they even alive
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468431Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468048Many visitors of Mr. Bone's Raptor Park have taken to playing a joyful game called "race the raptor"
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468015>>implying Spinos were just aquatic
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468431>There's no way this can go wrong, right?>Yup. No way.
Anonymous
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>all these people who haven't played this game
>mfw I've done this so much that actually managing the park properly became more fun than letting loose the goose
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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>>190467603IT'S OVER MANKIND IS DOOMED
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>190468542DON'T FUCK WITH GOATS
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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>>190467784Is the jeep safe from the raptors?
It should be, shouldnt it?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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>>190468571But with a running speed of over 60mph, it is no suprise the raptor often wins.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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Can someone get a screencap of all this?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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>>190468556>Action Park and its defenders often pointed out that it was one of the first water parks in the nation and thus pioneered ideas that were later widely copied. This meant that visitors were using rides that had not been tested through practical use for very long. Ride designers may have had insufficient training in physics or engineering. "They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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>>190468573>implying your claim that it was designed to bleed out big prey isn't wrong
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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Zoo Tycoon's dinosaur expansion was more fun.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sYMnnm9OGZw
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
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>>190468573>Implying Spino's prefered terrain isnt swamp
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Do you guys seriously think this shit is funny?
Because it is.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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>>190468776We need more people like that. They're innovators and doers.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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>>190468776>"They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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>>190468774Ehhh, nah. Mr. Bones clearly didn't have it all together this time; breaking character, nothing really elaborate. Perhaps that's the fault of the game and having limited choices though.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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>>190468947How in the fuck is a Raptornado not funny?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
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Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
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>>190468597>play RCT>never have coasters blow up cause im a sane individualI have a question, I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
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>>190468740I thought that guy was suplexing the raptor for a moment
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
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>>190469028Read the spoiler
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
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>>190468716>not irishman's worse nightmare.jpg
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
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Here's Jack O'Lantern's Wild Ride.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:23
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>>190468784>>implying it isn'tDo you even know how a croc or gator's teeth and jaw work? Look up what a deathroll is.
>>190468864>>implying they didn't like both dry terrain and aquatic environments>>190468819The thing about Zootycoon is that there's a gigantic lack of climate affecting playstyle. Aside from that it is the much more complete experience.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:23
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>>190469043...but whats the name of the episode?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:24
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>>190469043>Nanalanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQA
FKyfdKA
Oh god no wonder I can't remember it.
mega babies
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:24
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>>190469348http://youtu.be/nnaiCMvcndo
It's a part of the intro
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:24
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05/20/13(Mon)00:25
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>>190468740Fun Fact: The raptor is not simply a brute force predator. It will use cunning and camoflage to stalk it's prey.
The more you know!
Anonymous
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>>190468597>Always hear stories about people fucking shit up>ex: Killing people in the Sims, letting animals loose in Zoo Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon mishaps, etc.>mfw I just played those games the way they're meant to be and had lots of fun that wayPeople thought I was boring.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:26
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>>190469452Jesus fucking christ.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:26
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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>>190469605>my face when they open doors in Trespasser
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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>>190469650that's because
you are
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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>>190469605>lurkin' in the grassThat poor soul. He doesn't even know.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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>>190469721So much for that smug face
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:28
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>>190469605Fun Fact #2: In the wild, mostly Raptor's will attack, but not eat humans.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:28
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>>190466451>"death awaits"
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:29
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>>190469869Forgot Pic:
>Fun Fact #2: In the wild, mostly Raptor's will attack, but not eat humans.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:29
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>>190469650The only animal Tycoon related game I could have fun in without slaughtering my tenants was Zoo Tycoon 2 and its expansions. Building shit there is just too much fun despite the highly stylized fisher price graphics.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
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Someone archive this.I need to go now and need to see the rest of this thread.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
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>>190469721>GOD, I WISH THIS RAPTOR WAS RIPPING OUT MORE OF MY INTESTINES! SUCH A SHITTY PARK!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
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>>190469869This ain't no wild
Anonymous
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>>190470019>punching blood out it's neck
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:31
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>>190470092http://loveisover.me/v/
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:31
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>>190469778There isnt jurassic park doors in trespasser, is there?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:32
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>>190470092http://loveisover.me/v/thread/19046
2359/#190462359
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:33
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:33
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>>190469721>from five stars to four and a halfHe's a little dissatisfied.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:36
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>>190469721well he's not that guy that's for sure
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
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>>190470714>Derek from indianaReminds me of Olivia from Bolivia. Maybe the EA bots have been teleported into this game by a vengeful neckbeard wizard
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
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>>190470714>dinosaurs>boringWhat a prole. Drop him in with the raptors. See if he thinks they're boring then
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
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>>190470714At Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, there is a new thrill around every corner!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:38
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:39
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Spinosaurs were both bigger, stronger and more predatory than T-Rex's.
T-Rex's were basically carrion hunters, they only hunted out of desperation, being big and intimidating LOOKING doesn't mean it was actually a predominate hunter.
Spinosaur is the king of Dinosaurs, nothing, 1v1 could take it.
Anonymous
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>>190470878>filenameMy sides
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:40
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>>190470714...i dont understand the security...
...also, I asked before, i never played this game, but i saw on the box your handlers go in with the dinos.....do the raptors just not attack them?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:40
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>>190470878>d3 shirtSo when do we see him murdered?
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
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>>190471043A honeybadger could.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
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>>190470115Even though this my sound a bit intense, rest assured that according John Hammond, the owner of Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve, "Park safety is a high priority!"
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
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>>190471043T-Rex had massive jaw strength and would crush their prey, Spinos just bled out their prey and would attack via cheap shots. T-Rex would win, size doesn't matter if your jaw strength can't keep up. That doesn't mean the Spino wouldn't fuck up the T-Rex before dying however.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:42
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>>190471250That ancient meme stopped being funny quite a while ago, but honey badgers and wolverines really are ferocious dicks. Wonder what would happen if they just happened to meet once.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:42
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:43
190471492
>>190471285The Illuminutty is unto you bones! They're shutting you down!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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>>190471492>implying they can just shut down the park when he has fucking dinosaurs on his side
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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>>190467265>the bumper boat pond was infested with snakes
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
190471596
>>190471224>d3>not Q3ADo you even Late 90's PC gaming?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
190471620
>>190471043>believing thisThe skull of the trex has indicators for muscle attachments, that would make it's bite the strongest in the animal kingdom. Period.
In 'that' scene, it would have been over as soon as the rex got his jaws around marysaurus' neck
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
190471634
>>190464127Yabo shakey.
Me unscrably.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:45
190471718
>>190469004Action Park confirmed for built by Space Pirates.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:46
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Is that too much for an entry fee? Starting a brand new island.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:46
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ah ah ah.jpg
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>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
190471861
>>190471751Lower it to 2000 shekels, right now you're so Jewish you're part of AIPAC.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
190471882
>>190471809Fuck off, Newman. Your spaghetti sauce is good, but you're a cunt
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
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>>190462701>>190462962sorry for late delivery
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:48
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:48
190472017
>>190471809http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUl
AQZB9Ng
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:50
190472219
Fuck, I love this game!
I'm so glad someone remembers it
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:51
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:52
190472408
>>190471620the only way thats even possible for the T-Rex is if he comes from under the Spino.
if your forgetting.. the giant spines... and all that.
the Spino is much faster, stronger has actual arm strength, and its entire body is more porportioned.
its a faster animal than the T-rex, by far, and this matters, because its also bigger.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:53
190472554
Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:53
190472626
>>190471397....actually I was torn between honeybadger and hippo cause of that one FUCK YOUR SHIT UP song, not cause of the meme.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:56
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welcome to /v/
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
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its ok so far.jpg
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
190472986
the Spino, could indeed, break a T-rex's neck, its arms are incredibly strong, regardless, A T-rex is more of a carrion hunter, or a hunter of oppurtunity, like a Jackel or Hyena, than a real hunter, it would hever, ever try to fight the Spinosaurus (if they were from the same time period)
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
190473053
>>190472975God damn look at that swag.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:58
190473080
>>190472975People are still coming?!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:59
190473205
>>190472975to be fair, he'll probably survive better, and have a better education and general well-being, than he would back in Georgia.
its the detroit of the south ya know.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:59
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:00
190473341
>>190472975>its okay so far>average /v/goer playing a game
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:00
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>>190473205>mfw i'd rather visit a fenseless jurassic park than detriotAt least when I'm killed my shoes won't be stolen.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:01
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:01
190473518
>>190472986T-rex had binoc vision m8 it could be just as probable that it was hunter. If they were mostly scavengers there would be no need for depth perception.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:01
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473569
>>190473205>>190473389>these niggas ain't never been to DetroitYeah, most of its sucks, but there are pockets of pure awesome down there. You've just gotta go where to look. Like I saw a double feature of M and Holy Motors at the DIA one afternoon. Was a wonderful experience.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473621
>>190473205He'll probably survive better because the flames on his shirt makes him go faster you tool.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473658
>>190473502Definitely not /v/.
Who wants
fun anyways?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473665
>>190472975You better put him in a place full of T-Rexicans so he can have his thrills.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473695
>>190472408>giant spineswhich ones, the ones on the back? We already know the spino is a little bigger, so it would naturally be coming at it from either under or around face level, those have no bearing on it whatsoever
If you're referring to it's hand
>inward facing claws meant for grappling smaller prey>vs the worlds strongest bite
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473756
>>190473569Sorry but I am not going to dig through a pile of poisonous shit just to find a hamburger.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
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I only created 3 pachylosaurus bitch
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473902
>>190473569yea, inbetween the other pockets where "guy you've known since grade school takes you to a back ally and shoots you 5 times for gang initiation".
i'm sure those awesome pockets are worth it though! (and yes, that was a true story, yotube it)
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473907
>>190473761Jurassic Bone's Wild Park confirmed for /v/.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473928
>>190473569>been to detroit>numerous timesYeah, and theres pockets of awesome in jurassic park without fences, like riding a triceratops.
But at least raptors don't rape.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:06
190474096
>>190473695yea, and thats all the T-rex has, the Spino is faster, stronger, and bigger.
speed trumps bite strength, generally, in the wild, amongst hunters. ask the Cobra how the mongoose fairs against it (YOU CANT, THE COBRA IS DEAD)
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:07
190474147
>>190473569I live across the river in Canada from Detroit
I go there monthly, my friend goes to Wayne State and works in an office downtown
Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes rad
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:08
190474270
>>190473761Jesus. They complain about there being too many dinos and now when they are safe they complain about a lack of dinos. These people are too hard to please.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
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>>190464885That's a lot of Rexes.
You sure are a
tyrant, Mr. Bones.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474360
>>190474096A Cobra's bit strength isn't as massive as you think. Also it's not the bite that kills but the neurotoxin, which the mongoose is mostly immune to.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474364
>>190474147You're clearly a nigger trying to get us rich white folk to come visit and get mugged.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474375
>>190474147no shit, Detroit is only known for its city, and how shitty it is.
why would we be talking about the suburbs of detroit?
and lets not fucking kid, Detroit looks like most video game apocalypses
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474413
>>190474147>Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes radMichigan's a great state, imho. Spent a week up in the Upper Peninsula getting in touch with nature and
God and such. It's beyond beautiful up there. Hell, the whole state is quite beautiful. We got Macinac fudge and Ann Arbor and wacky weather galore.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:10
190474489
>>190474360the mongoose never gets touched (very rarely does a mongoose ever get struck)
its simply faster, in every respect, than the Cobra.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:11
190474605
>>190474489>>190474360Cobra sucks.
They get their ass kicked by G I JOE all the time.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:11
190474619
>>190474364I'm an upper-middle class white European guy.
Also, lrn2readncomprehen
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474689
>>190474413Went to the UP with my then-GF. Had a great time. Didn't bang her because I think she's a closet lesbian and I have autism.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
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Well I hope I won't get a storm anytime because I barely have money.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474705
>>190474413Yeah, I've been all around up north, its really beautiful up there during the fall
And I've had some great nights in Ann Arbor, I love going to Pinball Petes
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474761
>>190474619you'd be dead within minutes of entering Detroit proper.
they can smell your smugness, and they feed on it.
directly.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474762
>>190474619well shit, i should go to bed.
....or continue to internet
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474773
>>190474489>>very rarelyThey get their shit bitten all the time niggah, it's the fact that they're immune that makes them special. You have no idea how fast a Cobra can move its muscles nor how precise its reflexes are.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:13
190474856
>>190472975>Leon from IGN>11/10 it's ok
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:13
190474883
Wait, where's the evidence that the spino was faster than the rex? It was bigger and had that enourmous sail to make it even more cumbersome
The mongoose vs cobra thing works out because of how relatively small they are, I have a hard time believing either the t rex or the spino could be described as agile, even in relation to each other
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:14
190474913
>>190474694Those things, I know nothing about them other than the fact that they headbutt shit. Can you please pit them against an apex predator for us? Or 2expensive4u?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:14
190475012
>>190474761Yeah, I go to shows at the Magic Stick downtown
I have to walk through a bowling alley full of negroes to get to the bar
They leave me alone
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
190475043
>>190474705Zingerman's for me. Goodness, they got the best mac n' cheese I've ever had, and I've had some gnarly plates of mac n' cheese. Sprinkle dat with some bacon and drizzle it in the most decadent, heavenly cheese you've ever melted, and oh my I think I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
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>>190463947>>190470878Holy shit look behind the TRex to the right
>Fucks given by v-man: 0
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
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>>190474913I just bought a small T-rex from Alberta
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475191
Great thread, OP. Unfortunately sticky is already taken by SSB circlejerk.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475247
>>190475119Noice, now we must wait.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475283
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:17
190475354
>>190475064It's the flames on his shirt man, he knows he's 2fast
>>190475283Japan Time Electric Bugaloo. If you still don't know lurk more.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:17
190475398
>>190475283Super Smash Rehash
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:18
190475416
>>190475064>Man all these dinosaurs running around killing people. At least i'm not playing video games.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:20
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Mr.Alberto didn't attack any other dinosaurs yet.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:21
190475803
>>190475064>Everyone keeps running into me>I was I was home playing WoW>this T-Rex is too loud>my feet hurt
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:22
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:22
190475898
>>190475690God dammit Albert! Don't you see that the blood must spill for the blood god!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:22
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resting like that?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:23
190475973
>>190475913Maybe he's like a deviljho, walking around looking for food is his resting state
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:23
190475996
>>190474761Try to imagine yourself in the city of detroit, you get your first look at this six foot monkey in a back alley. He moves like a monkey, slouching, scratching his ass. And you smile because you think his aggression is stopped by respect like yakuza, he'll leave you alone if you are honorable.
But no, not niggers, you smile at him, and he just smiles right back.
And thats when the attack comes, not from the front, but from the back, from the other two niggers, you didnt even know were there.
Because niggers are a pack hunter, you see. He uses cutthroat attack patterns and he is out in force today.
And he fucks you with this, 10 inch retractable penis. Like a spike, in the middle of his legs. He doesn't bother to lube you up like a lover, no...
He fucks you raw up your ass, or maybe in your mouth filling your face with his greasy cum.
Point is, you are conscious, when they start to rape you.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:24
190476078
>>190475690I think Albertosaurus is one of, if not the only, carnivore that starts out with his Hunt need at minimum. They're also terrified of everything and will run instead of fighting back. It's infuriating in Site B parks.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:25
190476218
>>190475191>>190475398>waaaah i dont like japan time cuz i am new as fuck!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:26
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where are you going mr alberto there is no food that way.jpg
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>I put the fences around the roads and building
>leaves everything in the wild
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:26
190476278
>>190474270They're just like Zelda fans
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:27
190476417
>>190476259WTF is he doing?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
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the red dot is where Mr.Alberto is.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
190476546
>>190476417Wandering.
Or going to the sea.
Dinosaurs in this game are driven to the sea.
So, so many starved corpses in the sea in my parks.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
190476548
>>190476417>heAren't they all female?
So its obvious, being fucking lost as usual.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:31
190476734
>>190476546can you answer my question?
I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:32
190476898
>>190476515What the fuck are you doing Albert?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:33
190476921
>>190476734There are no "dino handlers" that go into cages.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
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>>190476734I don't know.. I don't have the box.. I don't know what you mean either.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
190477074
>>190476734I don't recall NPCs going into the cages without being in the jeep.
I do not believe jeep is immune to rampages, but normally they won't even attack, not even things like T-Rex.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
190477107
>>190476921not cages, but like, into the areas to feed them and shit.
wait
THIS WAS THE ROLLERCOASTER ZOO TYCOON GAME
NEVERMIND
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:35
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>look anywhere to buy Operation Genisis
>$500
>$200
>$150 used
What the fuck is wrong with this game.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:35
190477220
>>190477107>Rollercoaster Zoo TycoonUh, if you mean just Zoo Tycoon, dinosaurs do not attack Scientists.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477268
>>190477161I saw it everywhere at the store when i was little.
Except I was scared as shit of jurassic park cause i saw the movie when i was about 9 and THAT FUCKING KITCHEN SCENE
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477317
>>190477161If the game is not available for download on Steam, douchebags can rack up the price
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477319
>>190477161It literally sold peanuts when it first came out.
Then randomly like a year later, it became a huge cult hit and every last copy got bought up.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477328
>>190477161Just pirate it. It's not like the developers can get any money, and wanting to play it on your Xbox or something is silly because the PC version's files can be edited to allow max sites possible and no dinosaur limit.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477329
>>190477220So they attack everyone else, except scientists?
...that must be some strong plot armor
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:37
190477406
>>190477329it's science they aint gotta explain shit
the infant dinosaurs imprint on the scientists who hatch them at birth
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:38
190477458
>>190477329Well, they need to be fed and cages need to be cleaned, and if they devoured NPCs that cost like a thousand dollars to hire every time, it would be kind of shitty.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:38
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Since Mr.Alberto is far way I made another Albertosaurus which we will call now Miss Alberta
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:41
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:42
190477897
we re back at mr alberto.jpg
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Mr.Alberto is apparently thirsty and he's in excellent condition so far.
$200 richer !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)01:44
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Well, /v/, guess I'm gonna go get my couple hundred bucks now lol
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:44
190478072
>>190477897Whos that beautiful dino i see underneath me?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:45
190478154
>>190477897I sure hope that ain't sea water.
>>190478035Game is only worth like $20 last I checked. Sorry guy.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:45
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:45
190478157
>>190478035God speed anon and may you not regret this decision in the future.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:47
190478356
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need I say more? He's hungry but he's not going in the right way. He's going in the opposite way.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:50
190478608
>>190478356what a fucking dumbass.
Can you do something to stop him?
Pick up a tourist like in RCT and drop him infront of him so he can eat?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:50
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:51
190478713
>>190478608He can build mountains in the way. He could also tranq it and pick it up with a helicopter.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:52
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:53
190478860
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>>190478608I put it to sleep and move it next to the carnivor feeder, Miss Alberta is sticking close to the fences though
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:53
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>>190478787>Mfw that thread
Maybe not $200 richer !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)01:54
190478972
I looked around, amazon has them used for $50. I guess I could let it go for that.
I figure I could use the cash.
Might play it a couple times though because I did like it when I was younger.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:54
190478998
>>190478860if thats a trex, why is it called an albertosauras?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:55
190479049
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miss alberta was also hungry and she bit another dinosaur
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:56
190479118
>>190478972I saw the xbox version going for 70+. I play it on the PC now anyway, but I'm still not sure if I can bring myself to sell a cherished game from adolescence.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:56
190479175
>>190478998it's not a T-rex, it's a smaller version of a T-rex call an Albertosaurus probably because they were from Alberta?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:57
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:58
190479371
>>190466216At least they have electricity
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:59
190479441
>>190470115Raptor and tourist making out.jpg
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:59
190479474
>>190477161WHAT
I HAVE THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE UPSTAIRS
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:00
190479489
miss alberta eating a goat.jpg
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she attacked two dinosaurs but she only ate a goat
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)02:02
190479708
>>190479049Females are cunts no matter what the species confirmed
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:02
190479714
>>190470878Where are his legs?
Maybe not $200 richer... yet !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)02:03
190479768
I'm actually gonna hold on to it. God knows the fucking 00's kids are gonna be screaming "I REMEMBER PS2" at the top of their lungs when they hit the age where mommy and daddy will buy them shit
Who knows, could be 4 figures eventually
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:03
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Mr.Alberto and Miss Alberta are eating with each other another goat. I was going thinking maybe they'll attack each other.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:04
190479883
>>190464971No, they've just given up hope. All they want now is an early grave.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:04
190479956
>>190479768How the fuck do you manage that
Maybe not $200 richer... yet !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)02:05
190480035
>>190479956http://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park
-Operation-Genesis-Playstation-2/dp/B000086JYK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1369028166&sr=8-2&keywords=jurassic+park+operation+genesis
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:06
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>Have physical copies of both the PS2 and PC versions
>PS2 copy can no longer be read and the installer on the PC Version is corrupt and wont work
I-it's not like I wanted to play an inferior ZT2 a-anyway
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:06
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now I don't know who's is who
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:08
190480229
>>190480118Your first one has 55% DNA and the second has 65%.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:08
190480236
>>190466216The sad part is that, at this point, it's more or less a city.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:09
190480315
>>190473205Fuck you, I'm from georgia. I live in the 11th richest county in the united states, have 0 niggers for 50 sq. Miles, and one of the best public education systems a tax payer could ask for.
I also have rich farmland, down to earth people who can strike up a conversation with a complete stranger, and a nice lake to relax at during hot summers.
What the hell do you have faggot?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:09
190480361
Was I the only one that made Dino-free enclosures for the goats and cows?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
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>/v/ goes to Jurassic Park
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
190480540
>>190469650I'm the same way. Fucking around is a fun diversion but playing the objective is where it's at.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
190480542
>>190480361I did.
They still died very quickly.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:13
190480696
>>190474489>very rarely does a mongoose ever get struckHave you ever seen a mongoose and snake go at it?
They fucking tangle, the mongoose is just immune to the toxin.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)02:15
190480878
>>190480542awwww, did that really...
...get your goat
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:19
190481228
>>190480315>strike up a conversationn-no thanks